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263208  wolfpk: The obvious comment won't be allowed.

263210  wolfpk: "We have throughly examined the area." Guy in the left: What's this we shit!

263215  Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.

263216  Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.

263202  Kaviri: Rome had the right idea. "All of the cracks are there on purpose!"

263218  Knice: "this not a food why is here"

263219  Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!

263021  Kaviri: Here's the secret: attach a large sum of money as a "donation".

263201  addend: Your home looks lovely. May we sit at the bar?

263157  Korrok: Korrok approves....

263186  dangerkeith3000: That bird ded.

263199  a robot: @Scoo *click*

263189  dangerkeith3000: The next Shakespeare? Possible.

263204  a robot: It took me a minute to parse what was going on here, the angle of the donkey's face made it look like some kind of weird mutilated deer or something at first. Looks like they rescued him from the lake and I'm glad everyone is happy :3

263194  dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.

263195  dangerkeith3000: @WTF And the guy driving is named Jesus.

263199  dangerkeith3000: It's in a nice box and everything.

263187  a robot: @fanny Oh dang, I didn't realize it had come out already! Gotta give it a watch, thanks for reminding me :D

263209  dangerkeith3000: George Carlin was the perfect pick to play the cardinal.

263209  Vinochet: Its all dogma

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262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

263079 ashton: lolol @antipatterns!

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263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262854 E. HONDA: Isn't saliva a food machinery lubricant?

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter



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Score:
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 charlemagne: your mother sniffs crotch in hell
 Mr. Shine: *party horn sound FX*
 dobbiesdoogs: keep calm and lick fast
 Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.
 Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
 Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
Image 258070   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.
 Hyphae: @KingTrebek he was this crazy new-age hippy who claimed that he would just give then "chill vibes", but I'm guessing he really just hitboxed them or something. I know those bees didn't like me, though...
 KingTrebek: @Hyphae how did they avoid getting stung?
 BavidDowie: Honey: "I'm home."
 Yam: Welcome to... Jurassic Park!
 Otterman: Bees! Glorious bees! Hot sausage and mustard!
 FabricMan: Great. You know who else like honey? A shitton of ants
 Hyphae: I lived in a house like this (the honey comb in the walls/roof, not the geriatric infestation), it wasn't so bad. My roommates ate the honey without reservation- I had a taste or two, but was nervous about asbestos or heavy metal contamination (it was an old house)
Image 258069   07-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
259
 
 Astanapan: Now apply these formulas to calculate the kinetic energy of a ton of water dropping hundreds of meters. It was rainclouds that wiped out the dinosaurs.
 Solemn: Fun fact: 68,600 Newtons of force is roughly equivalent to getting hit with a 7-ton truck. The picture is accurate, as the force is so great that you'd actually get some of the meat pressure-washed off your bones.
 savvoy: For kids who hate math, but like dinosaurs
 Laree: The projectile snot from them sneezing doesn't hurt though.
 Mr. Shine: Baseless conjecture makes me want to puke.
Image 258068   07-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
238
 
 Butcherboy: The whole city is like the langoleers
 Mr. Shine: Road to nowhere.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 258067   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
456
 
 SuedeOxford: Sweet 30 Seconds to Mars pic
 FabricMan: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.
 Mr. Shine: The Dude photobombs.
Image 258066   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
491
 
 Scoo: That dog has really helped her with her fashion sense
 Urn BooUrn: Benjamin Button remake looking good.
 Mr. Shine: In just seven months, Rebecca lost that hideous blouse.
Image 258065   07-19-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
418
 
 Astanapan: I'm starting to suspect the earth really is flat and the flat earth society is a multi-govenment-backed propaganda agency dedicated to making the idea of a flat earth look absolutely ridiculous. Because their arguments can't possibly be presented in good faith. Only politicians are capable of this level of bullshit.
 burritos: Well, sure. Space has an up and a down. There's two sides to every schwartz
 San DoDo: Leave flate-earthers alone...Leave them alone! :D
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sure, but those actual idiots are just a tiny, statistically irrelevant percentage compared to the trolls who keep it going for teh lulz. Like the "red $tarbucks cup brew-ha-ha."
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I thought it was just a joke at first. Like the 'Flat Earth Society' was just a drinking club or something. Sadly, there are dumbs that think the Earth really is flat. (Just like Asgaard)
 Mr. Shine: I feel like the flat earth thing is primarily just trolling at this point.
 Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit
Image 258064   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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 Scoo: Is this a cake?
 falling: @Butcherboy Cock Magic
 Mr. Shine: Hey, wake up! It's almost sunrise! You have farmers to annoy!
Image 258063   07-19-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: They named the island Pound Town.
 addend: "Well, now, it's just the /three/ of us..."
 NoRagrets: @Side Boob well I dont see any children...
 Side Boob: Better question is 'What have you been eating to stay fat for 30 years?'
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine Whyatt? Well, I ask Whynotatt?
 Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.
Image 258062   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
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 Bacon Train: @Side Boob That girl is such a fake model!
 E. HONDA: ghosts hate this
 Passive: I don't understand, but I'd like to know more!
 Side Boob: @Felicity Who wears Cheetah?
 doggggggie: I liked their song Selfie
Image 258061   07-19-18   Uploaded by    rory
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