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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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 Lald Cremoble: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.
 Joft Plongo: @KingTrebek he was this crazy new-age hippy who claimed that he would just give then "chill vibes", but I'm guessing he really just hitboxed them or something. I know those bees didn't like me, though...
 Hump Grunuble: @Hyphae how did they avoid getting stung?
 Frown Morpopert: Honey: "I'm home."
 Pump Flopert: Welcome to... Jurassic Park!
 Dert Rempoble: Bees! Glorious bees! Hot sausage and mustard!
 Burbo Plombies: Great. You know who else like honey? A shitton of ants
 Domp Flumungo: I lived in a house like this (the honey comb in the walls/roof, not the geriatric infestation), it wasn't so bad. My roommates ate the honey without reservation- I had a taste or two, but was nervous about asbestos or heavy metal contamination (it was an old house)
Image 258069   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Left Horpopert
Score:
259
 
 Viple Flumongo: Now apply these formulas to calculate the kinetic energy of a ton of water dropping hundreds of meters. It was rainclouds that wiped out the dinosaurs.
 Vorm Dampungo: Fun fact: 68,600 Newtons of force is roughly equivalent to getting hit with a 7-ton truck. The picture is accurate, as the force is so great that you'd actually get some of the meat pressure-washed off your bones.
 Mimp Flumongus: For kids who hate math, but like dinosaurs
 Crulm Brongus: The projectile snot from them sneezing doesn't hurt though.
 Bimpo Albomple: Baseless conjecture makes me want to puke.
Image 258068   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lengo Morpumple
Score:
238
 
 Jirb Grumbies: The whole city is like the langoleers
 Lelm Morpomple: Road to nowhere.
 Theld Flumoble: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 258067   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Frort Albombies
Score:
456
 
 Huft Horpombies: Sweet 30 Seconds to Mars pic
 Flolm Dampoble: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.
 Dumpo Cremumbies: The Dude photobombs.
Image 258066   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Hong Morpumple
Score:
491
 
 Vurt Plongo: That dog has really helped her with her fashion sense
 Rungo Grunuble: Benjamin Button remake looking good.
 Flold Alboble: In just seven months, Rebecca lost that hideous blouse.
Image 258065   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Cruld Plungo
Score:
418
 
 Lown Drumongus: I'm starting to suspect the earth really is flat and the flat earth society is a multi-govenment-backed propaganda agency dedicated to making the idea of a flat earth look absolutely ridiculous. Because their arguments can't possibly be presented in good faith. Only politicians are capable of this level of bullshit.
 Frarbo Morpungus: Well, sure. Space has an up and a down. There's two sides to every schwartz
 Jalm Albongo: Leave flate-earthers alone...Leave them alone! :D
 Helm Cremopert: @Side Boob Sure, but those actual idiots are just a tiny, statistically irrelevant percentage compared to the trolls who keep it going for teh lulz. Like the "red $tarbucks cup brew-ha-ha."
 Vingo Morpungus: @Mr. Shine I thought it was just a joke at first. Like the 'Flat Earth Society' was just a drinking club or something. Sadly, there are dumbs that think the Earth really is flat. (Just like Asgaard)
 Gompo Rempungus: I feel like the flat earth thing is primarily just trolling at this point.
 Goft Morpupert: Even if you can't spell for shit
Image 258064   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Herbo Dampombies
Score:
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 Thurm Floble: Is this a cake?
 Lurb Dampupert: @Butcherboy Cock Magic
 Thorbo Horpungus: Hey, wake up! It's almost sunrise! You have farmers to annoy!
Image 258063   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Heng Floble
Score:
350
 
 Crimp Brupert: They named the island Pound Town.
 Jolm Horpopert: "Well, now, it's just the /three/ of us..."
 Crampo Horpoble: @Side Boob well I dont see any children...
 Flild Flungo: Better question is 'What have you been eating to stay fat for 30 years?'
 Vang Horpongus: @Amy Housewine Whyatt? Well, I ask Whynotatt?
 Hold Brungo: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.
Image 258062   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Ruft Grupert
Score:
220
 
 Triwn Ploble: @Side Boob That girl is such a fake model!
 Flown Flumungo: ghosts hate this
 Biple Dampumbies: I don't understand, but I'd like to know more!
 Halm Plungus: @Felicity Who wears Cheetah?
 Trold Drumombies: I liked their song Selfie
Image 258061   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Flurbo Grunumbies
Score:
169
 
 Cramp Dampopert: Who are these nice folks?
 Lung Plombies: F'n happiness
Image 258060   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lalm Rempungo
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