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262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

262502  bug: Username/Upload combo. ...maybe.

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*



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Score:
350
 
 Gewn Dampomple: They named the island Pound Town.
 Frald Broble: "Well, now, it's just the /three/ of us..."
 Crerbo Horpupert: @Side Boob well I dont see any children...
 Frart Grunungus: Better question is 'What have you been eating to stay fat for 30 years?'
 Garm Flomple: @Amy Housewine Whyatt? Well, I ask Whynotatt?
 Dungo Bromple: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.
Image 258062   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Creld Grongus
Score:
220
 
 Trold Plemungo: @Side Boob That girl is such a fake model!
 Jerm Drumopert: ghosts hate this
 Frirm Cremuble: I don't understand, but I'd like to know more!
 Thempo Flumongus: @Felicity Who wears Cheetah?
 Jort Morpuble: I liked their song Selfie
Image 258061   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thongo Grunomple
Score:
169
 
 Rolm Horpungus: Who are these nice folks?
 Piple Drumupert: F'n happiness
Image 258060   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Gilm Bromple
Score:
701
 
 Vewn Dampungus: Google "Dr Seuss wife" and look at the Wikipedia entry.
 Veng Cremopert: @Mr. Shine: It contributed, surely, but her reasons were far more complicated. You can read more at the Wikipedia page: grilledsloinen.wikipedia.org/wiki/HelenPalmer(author). Her note to him is very sad and touching.
 Lang Dampuble: Dr. Suess cheated on his wife so much she committed suicide. He married his mistress. "One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife."
 Vawn Flombies: Nothing really matters..... anyone can see...... nothing really matters..... nothing really matters...... to meeeeeeeeee......
Image 258059   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thampo Grongo
Score:
501
 
 Freld Horpuble: I still prefer when mythbusters set off a million match heads in a steel drum.
 Rown Plemumbies: Worst ashtray ever.
 Gaple Grunungus: @Solemn @a robot tinyurl.com/…
 Fring Plemumple: Some people just want to see the world burn
 Gawn Plupert: That's gonna burn REAL good!
 Larbo Rempumple: I hope those are safety matches
 Derb Rempoble: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!
 Flalm Plungo: LIGHT IT
Image 258058   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Jurt Rempungus
Score:
257
 
 Frirt Plombies: Searched by image, and the Algorithm's best guess was "scary pop up". One presumes this is one of those old troll vids made before we collectively agreed to standardize Rick Astly.
 Mempo Cremupert: @addend This isn't how we wanted you to find out.
 Frimpo Flopert: @addend rip my friend
 Bild Alboble: Oh hell yeah. This one got me.
 Rald Cremongo: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.
 Flulm Plemomple: So... I /didn't/ survive a heart attack?
Image 258057   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lirm Rempupert
Score:
614
 
 Rarb Flumuble: BOOP!
 Fralm Albombies: Phone keyboard is less than ideal, but I'm not correcting it. It's nice to leave some mystery in the world.
 Virm Grumple: Wanna wrassle that pupper.
Image 258056   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Buwn Grunombies
Score:
392
 
 Jurm Flumupert: @Science I always found Kirk Hammetts guitar style suuuuper cheesy
 Jort Cremumple: @Yam: I liked Slayer up to and including South of Heaven. Anything after was not good in my book. And yeah - Metallica had like two good albums. They fell victim to their own hype.
 Thurm Albupert: @Yam Years ago I vowed that if I were ever to have ant Metallica, it must be illegally downloaded.
 Cruld Plemoble: Honestly, if the big four of thrash, Slayer was probably always my least favourite, which is saying something because I reeeally dont like Metallica
 Lump Flumungo: *Jenners.
Image 258055   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Vart Morpopert
Score:
667
 
 Puple Dampongus: Ayyyyyy!!
 Morb Albomple: we have fun
 Meple Brumple: Dogwrasslin'
Image 258054   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Relm Plemumbies
Score:
701
 
 Lerb Dampombies: Hey now, you're a Morning Star / Get your Mass on, go pray
 Rongo Flumongus: WWSD?
 Pirbo Grunongo: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Image 258053   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Thurbo Cremungo
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