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272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

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272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Who are these nice folks?
 Sadpygmy: F'n happiness
Image 258060   07-19-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
725
 
 Science: Google "Dr Seuss wife" and look at the Wikipedia entry.
 Science: @Mr. Shine: It contributed, surely, but her reasons were far more complicated. You can read more at the Wikipedia page: grilledsloinen.wikipedia.org/wiki/HelenPalmer(author). Her note to him is very sad and touching.
 Mr. Shine: Dr. Suess cheated on his wife so much she committed suicide. He married his mistress. "One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife."
 HandBanana: Nothing really matters..... anyone can see...... nothing really matters..... nothing really matters...... to meeeeeeeeee......
Image 258059   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
501
 
 White Rice: I still prefer when mythbusters set off a million match heads in a steel drum.
 addend: Worst ashtray ever.
 fanny: @Solemn @a robot tinyurl.com/…
 San DoDo: Some people just want to see the world burn
 Mr. Shine: That's gonna burn REAL good!
 apoxia: I hope those are safety matches
 Solemn: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!
 a robot: LIGHT IT
Image 258058   07-19-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
257
 
 jazzjunkie: Searched by image, and the Algorithm's best guess was "scary pop up". One presumes this is one of those old troll vids made before we collectively agreed to standardize Rick Astly.
 Urn BooUrn: @addend This isn't how we wanted you to find out.
 San DoDo: @addend rip my friend
 Mr. Shine: Oh hell yeah. This one got me.
 Amy Housewine: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.
 addend: So... I /didn't/ survive a heart attack?
Image 258057   07-19-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
614
 
 Side Boob: BOOP!
 Not A Bot: Phone keyboard is less than ideal, but I'm not correcting it. It's nice to leave some mystery in the world.
 Mr. Shine: Wanna wrassle that pupper.
Image 258056   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
417
 
 Yam: @Science I always found Kirk Hammetts guitar style suuuuper cheesy
 Science: @Yam: I liked Slayer up to and including South of Heaven. Anything after was not good in my book. And yeah - Metallica had like two good albums. They fell victim to their own hype.
 Mr. Shine: @Yam Years ago I vowed that if I were ever to have ant Metallica, it must be illegally downloaded.
 Yam: Honestly, if the big four of thrash, Slayer was probably always my least favourite, which is saying something because I reeeally dont like Metallica
 addend: *Jenners.
Image 258055   07-19-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
667
 
 Mr. Shine: Ayyyyyy!!
 dobbiesdoogs: we have fun
 Amy Housewine: Dogwrasslin'
Image 258054   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
726
 
 Skinr: Hey now, you're a Morning Star / Get your Mass on, go pray
 Peter Pantsless: WWSD?
 Sadbot: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Image 258053   07-18-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
429
 
 DrNinjaman: @grizzly Which, as everyone knows, means to bluff.
 dangerkeith3000: 2012 Ford Explorer Vehicle Identification Number: 1FMHK8D85CGA36768
 Side Boob: INCONCEIVABLE!
 Mr. Shine: I AM DUH DWEAD PIWATE WOBEWTS!!!
 grizzly: To blave?
Image 258052   07-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
433
 
 Peach: He's got some DBZ legs.
 Otterman: So, this is my life...
 nuke em: Not a problem! Iron Man went through many version of his suit. Remember the lumpy gray Iron Man?
 Skinr: I AM PEWTER PERSON
 Whatever: And this is what happens when you dont do the ironing yourself
Image 258051   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
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