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262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

262502  bug: Username/Upload combo. ...maybe.

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Derb Albuble: You need a better nip dealer, maaan.
 Duld Dampomple: Your cat's broken
 Jilm Dampuble: Yuck!!
 Gamp Plemungo: Your catnip is bad and you should feel bad!!!
 Trelm Rempongo: "This is not catnip. I specifically demanded catnip!"
Image 258050   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Golm Cremongus
 Morbo Plumple: A party in your pants, you mean.
 Hang Flombies: @a robot They do in the special extended Director's Cut.
 Raple Morpombies: @PygmyGremlin I'm p sure this is Blackadder's Christmas Carol, which is cool and good and worth watching but I don't think any vampires show up
 Vurbo Flongo: And I won't show up. That'll show me.
Image 258049   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Freld Morpumbies
 Thorbo Plupert: @Lantry Can't be - that isn't Honey Boo Boo.
 Perm Dampungus: The annual trade, where each country tries to get rid of their most annoying child.
 Crulm Flumple: @Knice Only if you see the Queen of Diamonds
 Jewn Morpumbies: Don't propagandize me or my son ever again.
 Tharbo Flumoble: Are we being conditioned? Are we supposed to say "Beauty of North Korea" now??
Image 258048   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Hurbo Brupert
 Rimp Flumungus: @Spazstatic I'm not so sure - they do seem to be aware that they are "kittens" in that they tolerate behaviour from them that they definitely wouldn't from adults. And they do respond to baby cries in the same way they do to kitten yells. They are complicated little murder floofs, that's why we serve them.
 Lirbo Grumbies: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.
 Frong Plemumbies: I wonder if cats find human babies cute, like the equivalent of kittens
 Frorm Morpongus: *Jaws music*
 Fralm Cremuble: SOON . . .i cuddles this smelly raisin person
 Mengo Morpongo: I made a cover for the cot our of a net curtain to stop the cat from trying to sleep with the baby.
Image 258047   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Dorbo Dampongo
 Frift Dampopert: @Fiveninety: Thanks - I was wondering why this was done. Seems to me that you'd kill your tires really quickly though.
 Crilm Flongo: I own an unmolested version of this car, and I can tell you, definitively, that this would reduce the number of parking spots that you could fit into
 Bewn Bromple: Beauty of North Retardia *shows self out*
 Cremp Rempomple: Your car appears to be in desperate need of a visit to the restroom.
 Craple Dampopert: @Fiveninety what is beyond negative?
 Flart Drumopert: this is called negative camber and when reasonable, it improves grip when making turns at speed.. this, however, is not reasonable
 Frengo Flumomple: The plate says it all.
Image 258046   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Bild Rempongo
 Vilm Dampungus: *smelly blep*
Image 258045   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Garbo Rempungo
 Dulm Plemoble: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.
 Bongo Plemombies: Guy N. Smith was here!
 Mimp Grunumple: THE CLAMPS!
 Thuple Plemopert: SHINY!
 Vuwn Albungo: this kills the human
 Julm Plopert: And that's how Ald'ruhn was founded, my child.
 Vump Plongo: Somehow it seems friendlier than the current overlords residing in the White House
 Rorm Dampopert: *snip* *snip*
 Tharm Morpumple: Real crabs have pretty terrifying mouths with weird grabby things. I don't see why this giant enemy crab was given an only slightly terrifying almost humanlike mouth. Seems counter to the intended effect.
 Harbo Rempuble: *rolls for butter
 Cruft Dampombies: @Peter Pantsless And attack it for massive damage.
 Trumpo Flumungus: Not so tough once you find the weak point
Image 258044   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Pirbo Fluble
 Crimp Alboble: "Psst, the cat is watching your baby sleep. You should be worried."
Image 258043   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Gorbo Plemomple
 Rawn Albongus: Tonight on Jackass...
 Mald Grumple: Fuck I'm just trying to sleep on my favorite rock guys. You're all good apostles but you're annoying as shit with the constant "candid" paintings.
Image 258042   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Mirm Plopert
 Darbo Rempungus: Tonight, we drink!
 Vaft Albupert: @grizzly Party!! Let's do it
 Gown Plemombies: @bug I would say he's the guy he woke up with AND the guy who bought it.
 Down Drumomple: Lots of cheap crap there. Malibu? Garbage.
 Gurt Morpungo: I see a lot of cordials and ancillary liquers that are only good for hiding the taste of poor base spirits
 Reng Horpombies: RIP your liver, your underwear, and your carpeting.
 Lirb Morpongus: (Pledges frat.)
 Riwn Dampungus: @WannaBee Is this the guy who's selling it, the guy who bought it, or the guy he woke up with?
 Port Alboble: @WannaBee y'all still wanna do that fake aggro gator party?
 Golm Morpuble: We know what happens next #257969
Image 258041   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Mungo Horpungo
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