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273435  Spazstatic: @Shay I don't know but I want more!

273459  Yam: This is weirdly relatable

273458  Annoying Vegan : If youre happy and you know it...

273462  Side Boob: Kitty finds your efforts...adequate. But only barely.

273442  Spazstatic: Does anyone have a wrench? I left mine at home and I need to tighten her hands.

273451  Troll: Is this a aniimage macro?

273447  WTF: @Magdra My Uncle went to a hockey game and left his car unlocked. While he was inside someone went into his car, didn't take anything, but took a poop on the backseat.

273442  Spazstatic: @Dr Awkward shin licker sounds like an insult.

273441  Annoying Vegan : November 6th is election day here, which means every day lately I get texts asking if I intend to vote. So I altered this image to text back.

273458  a sedated moose: I can make your hams clamp.

273452  WTF: @Christina ...at night. Sailor's delight.

273460  a sedated moose: @Mumbo Dingus what's a sub?

272957  Mr Bleak: Well, the photoshop skills are improving...

273460  Littlecraftywolf: @Mumbo Dingus dont you mean..... CHEESY????

273469  steve: ***His*** shoebox now

273449  hajjpodge: @tib gubb But that's more fun than sniping.

273458  Science: He's champin' for a clampin'!

273403  Dick Inspector: Been there...

273457  Not A Bot: Makin it smell nice for the ladies....

273452  Lantry: credit to webcomicname, iirc

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273444 Side Boob: Consummate Vs!

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 lecj07: But he only got away with 39. He failed at stealing cakes, a crime even an unsupervised toddler can manage.
 Mr. Shine: F#cking CLASSIC Luthor! Always with the cakes, the nerve of that guy!
 wolfpk: His villainous plan was thwarted when it was found out the cakes he took were those nasty Christmas fruitcakes. Everyone called him a hero!
 Robespierre: Supervillainry just ain't wot it used to be - where's Snidely Whiplash when we really need him?
 dangerkeith3000: And that's terrible.
Image 257978   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Solemn
Score:
640
 
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 The Kitten Grenade was quickly scrapped, however.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 adding this image to my queue just for this comment.
 dangerkeith3000: Cats always land on their feet, which meant they had to have some aerodynamic skill. Cats also did not like to get wet. Strap a cat to a bomb, then, and show it a giant stretch of ocean and a single dry boat, and it would head for the boat, guiding the bomb in with it. Someone else at the OSS bought that logic, and lo, the cat bomb was tested. The cats in question, they found, passed out half way through the drop and thus weren't even awake to guide bombs to their destinations - although how the cats would have managed it even if they were conscious is still a big question. The project was scrapped, and all that lingers of it now is the realization that when cats scratch the hell out of us and then demand to be fed, they're not being cranky, they're getting just retribution.
 bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!
Image 257977   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
269
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop calling me The Barnacle!
 eumoria: I know the feeling
 Peter Pantsless: Don't penguin shame
 dangerkeith3000: Sweet Dee has finally turned into her father.
Image 257976   07-18-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
205
 
 a robot: @grizzly Starch is love, starch is life
 Mr. Shine: Fortune Potatoes never caught on.
 grizzly: Mashed potatoes and fries?!
 Chile Quornwrap: Powersauce bars are made from apples and old Chinese newspapers
 Scoo: Haha, gross
 bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!
Image 257975   07-18-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
615
 
 Mr. Shine: #justsimplethings
 raditzu: Whales belong in the water.
 dangerkeith3000: Director's cut ending to Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Image 257974   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
464
 
 Mr. Shine: *salutes*
 BavidDowie: 8-3
 FabricMan: They call him the Diamond Dog!
Image 257973   07-18-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
472
 
 Mr. Shine: Wanna fetch?
 TurkeyVulture: The Natural remake's gone to the dogs.
Image 257972   07-18-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
573
 
 Mr. Shine: *Plots craftily*
 bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...
Image 257971   07-18-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
536
 
 Mr. Shine: Know Your Market!!
 Korrok: Probably...
 Robespierre: And now, the news for dead wives' bodies in wardrobes: No dead wives' bodies in wardrobes were killed today in a crash on the M5...
 dangerkeith3000: Well you wouldn't expect him to keep her naked, do you?
 VoR: Tailored for the newly weds
 obama: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.
Image 257970   07-18-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
242
 
 DJSnoopMike: The before picture #258041
 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.
 BavidDowie: you have poor taste. In liquor. I didn't see the guy.
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless I wanna have a fake AG party...
 Robespierre: (It was tragic when they hopped on Pop...)
 dangerkeith3000: Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station You can be there by four-thirty 'Cause I've made your reservation, don't be slow
 VoR: I'm a dude too
 Amy Housewine: Dude... like... duuuude... [/Keanu]
 bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*
 Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway
 Peter Pantsless: Woo AG party 2018!
Image 257969   07-18-18   Uploaded by    westerner
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