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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
554
 
 Darb Broble: But he only got away with 39. He failed at stealing cakes, a crime even an unsupervised toddler can manage.
 Fliple Rempombies: F#cking CLASSIC Luthor! Always with the cakes, the nerve of that guy!
 Creft Grumbies: His villainous plan was thwarted when it was found out the cakes he took were those nasty Christmas fruitcakes. Everyone called him a hero!
 Jongo Cremongo: Supervillainry just ain't wot it used to be - where's Snidely Whiplash when we really need him?
 Horm Plemombies: And that's terrible.
Image 257978   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Hungo Flumongo
Score:
617
 
 Thart Flumongus: @dangerkeith3000 The Kitten Grenade was quickly scrapped, however.
 Trold Horpupert: @dangerkeith3000 adding this image to my queue just for this comment.
 Vump Grongo: Cats always land on their feet, which meant they had to have some aerodynamic skill. Cats also did not like to get wet. Strap a cat to a bomb, then, and show it a giant stretch of ocean and a single dry boat, and it would head for the boat, guiding the bomb in with it. Someone else at the OSS bought that logic, and lo, the cat bomb was tested. The cats in question, they found, passed out half way through the drop and thus weren't even awake to guide bombs to their destinations - although how the cats would have managed it even if they were conscious is still a big question. The project was scrapped, and all that lingers of it now is the realization that when cats scratch the hell out of us and then demand to be fed, they're not being cranky, they're getting just retribution.
 Dompo Drumoble: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!
Image 257977   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Paft Plemombies
Score:
269
 
 Gurbo Horpomple: Stop calling me The Barnacle!
 Biwn Grunongus: I know the feeling
 Melm Drumumple: Don't penguin shame
 Ruft Dampungus: Sweet Dee has finally turned into her father.
Image 257976   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Varbo Albuble
Score:
205
 
 Peft Cremongus: @grizzly Starch is love, starch is life
 Gerb Grongus: Fortune Potatoes never caught on.
 Dulm Horpoble: Mashed potatoes and fries?!
 Geng Horpopert: Powersauce bars are made from apples and old Chinese newspapers
 Frump Fluble: Haha, gross
 Mulm Plemumple: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!
Image 257975   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Jirbo Grunungus
Score:
554
 
 Rart Grunombies: #justsimplethings
 Vungo Dampuble: Whales belong in the water.
 Pirbo Albomple: Director's cut ending to Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Image 257974   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Jerm Horpomple
Score:
464
 
 Theld Grunuble: *salutes*
 Thirbo Flumumbies: 8-3
 Frild Horpongo: They call him the Diamond Dog!
Image 257973   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Cring Grunungo
Score:
472
 
 Lift Horpomple: Wanna fetch?
 Thango Flomple: The Natural remake's gone to the dogs.
Image 257972   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Thump Drumombies
Score:
573
 
 Troft Rempungo: *Plots craftily*
 Hert Plumbies: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...
Image 257971   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Trald Dampongus
Score:
536
 
 Meld Rempopert: Know Your Market!!
 Pewn Plopert: Probably...
 Lemp Plungus: And now, the news for dead wives' bodies in wardrobes: No dead wives' bodies in wardrobes were killed today in a crash on the M5...
 Crungo Rempopert: Well you wouldn't expect him to keep her naked, do you?
 Crurb Albuble: Tailored for the newly weds
 Bemp Flumungo: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.
Image 257970   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Peple Dampongus
Score:
242
 
 Golm Grunuble: The before picture #258041
 Hild Horpumple: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.
 Vengo Plungus: you have poor taste. In liquor. I didn't see the guy.
 Mampo Rempongus: @Peter Pantsless I wanna have a fake AG party...
 Crumpo Morpuble: (It was tragic when they hopped on Pop...)
 Demp Drumungus: Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station You can be there by four-thirty 'Cause I've made your reservation, don't be slow
 Jople Dampomple: I'm a dude too
 Flango Horpongo: Dude... like... duuuude... [/Keanu]
 Perm Cremuble: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*
 Jeng Fluble: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway
 Dift Plopert: Woo AG party 2018!
Image 257969   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Huld Grunopert
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