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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!



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kittylitter uploaded 262622 (778 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
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 6. Shay: 1667 points
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10. drhenry: 1438 points
11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
13. Pizza: 1387 points
14. ineedhepl: 1383 points
15. frankie: 1326 points
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Score:
548
 
 Mr. Shine: Allllllmost made it.
 Mr Bleak: *very quietly* sleep well, puppers.
Image 257965   07-18-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
281
 
 Mr. Shine: I own this book. The Arachnophobia page is engineered so that when you open it, the front legs of the giant spider come all the way out of the book and brush both of your hands.
 VoR: Pop up is my phobia
Image 257964   07-18-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
760
 
 BavidDowie: @dangerkeith3000 everyone google "rule 34 dangerkeith3000"
 dangerkeith3000: Everyone google "rule 34 frog and toad"
 VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy
 TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.
 Robespierre: @Science You BASTARD...
 Science: Spoiler alert - they eat all of the cookies
 Yam: I love Frog and Toad
Image 257963   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
113
 
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy Genius!
 VoR: World of war craft at 35
 Butcherboy: Im a row?!?!@Scoo
 tib gubb: suckers
 Scoo: Thirty-seven!?
Image 257962   07-18-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
562
 
 Mr. Shine: *Jeff Goldblum voice* "Faster! Must go faster!"
 dangerkeith3000: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!
 fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality
 Robespierre: The new benchmark in portable camera sliders!
 charlemagne: super grover wants his money
Image 257961   07-18-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
187
 
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 Don't be that guy.
 Not A Bot: yeah, I love beautiful people too.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't milk usually good for at least a few days after?
 VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?
 Scoo: Because milk is aware of the arbitrary date stamped on its packaging
Image 257960   07-18-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
361
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 257959   07-18-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
501
 
 Spazstatic: Fax Modem and Data Nully. I finished watching the original ReBoot and forgot what a cliffhanger it ends with.
 wolfpk: @dangerkeith3000 There is also a Mad Tv skit by that name. (Aliens abduct porn stars)
 dangerkeith3000: @Scoo i don't know *shrugs*
 Scoo: @dangerkeith3000 Just one?
 dangerkeith3000: @Scoo There is a porn parody by that name.
 Robespierre: Luh-huuve, uhMurican Style...
 Yam: God, Scully is so hot (Scully is the bottom one, right?)
 Scoo: The XXX-Files, amirite?
 copunter: oh this makes me want to believe. and install tubphones
Image 257958   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
492
 
 Starky15: The Beastly Boys! Kick it!
Image 257957   07-18-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
421
 
 Astanapan: The noob doesn't even know to save them on hard disk! *cuts circular section of windshield*
 Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up
 Scoo: I have been putting off replacing the cracked windshield in my BMW because I don't want to lose the rad German registration stickers on it. This is a great idea!
 Side Boob: That's literally what they are supposed to do
 tib gubb: stick with what you know, not with what you think you know
Image 257956   07-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
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