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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
332
 
 Pamp Flumungus: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.
 Poft Groble: NO PONYTAILS!
 Friple Morpomple: Don't tease the crocodiles. Feed them without delay.
 Fleld Drumombies: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.
 Vengo Dampongus: Please don't take food from the aggro-gators.
 Bilm Drumombies: Place sacrifice here
 Lempo Flumomple: So you're saying that I SHOULDN'T be sacrificing my children to Sobek?
 Virm Morpupert: Shave your children's hair before feeding them to the crocodiles
 Thown Floble: Please do not remove your heads before feeding the crocodiles
Image 257825   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Larbo Morpungus
Score:
267
 
 Trawn Drumongus: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!
 Verbo Rempomple: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.
 Memp Dampoble: Clock block turns to clock & sock
 Framp Plungus: Sounds like cock block!
 Frimpo Rempongus: poppycock
 Lart Gruble: a pock blocked clock
 Hirbo Albungo: mock
 Hirm Morpongo: Dammit, Clock-Blocked again!
 Fluld Flupert: Bollock
 Peld Horpuble: flock
 Jople Plomple: glock
 Ming Dampombies: elock
 Trort Rempombies: dlock
Image 257824   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Pamp Bromple
Score:
35
 
 Frold Dampumbies: Let your hate flow through you
Image 257823   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Flelm Brupert
Score:
184
 
 Borbo Drumopert: How about I get in touch with your feminine side?
 Mort Cremopert: His dick sloughs off once a month.
 Malm Ploble: Hey if that mustache doesnt pull her nothing will
 Thingo Cremuble: Ahh....so it's a period piece then.
Image 257822   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Frengo Morpongo
Score:
650
 
 Purb Gruble: Raaar i are fiernce panther!
Image 257821   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Gort Albupert
Score:
631
 
 Thoft Morpopert: This is my riding cat
 Marbo Plemongus: This party is lit AF
 Lart Albupert: A giant! A giant in the forest! And were supposed to give him English lessons! Always assuming, of course, we can get past the herd of murderous centaurs on the way in and out! I dont believe, him!
 Florm Brungus: They seem...annoyed.
 Ling Plemongo: very statuesque
 Rirb Albumbies: Interesting face swap
 Jempo Flongo: OO
Image 257820   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Juple Morpumbies
Score:
581
 
 Flong Horpungus: @boozer lolol
 Bort Grombies: @ignatz Foghorn Thumbhorn
 Trirm Horpombies: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..
 Hango Rempoble: @boozer Thumberto Eco.
Image 257819   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Frurt Morpongus
Score:
518
 
 Durm Grunuble: That is the face of a pupper who is contemplating what to bite next. Probably your shoes, but maybe your camera.
 Lown Morpumbies: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.
Image 257818   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Lurm Morpungo
Score:
526
 
 Rimp Flumombies: @Not A Bot While I "Clap Hands for Hormel Chili"?
 Trerb Horpomple: Sore-y
 Meft Albomple: The first thing that came to my mind is Hormel Cure 81 ham. Google it.
 Buwn Drumongo: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'
 Gort Albongus: It's apologies all the way down.
 Gimpo Rempombies: O, CAN-A-DUH...
Image 257817   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Hung Grunupert
Score:
824
 
 Gang Dampumple: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 Merbo Plombies: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."
 Valm Flumupert: Birb is big famous, even the portrait gallery
Image 257816   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Cremp Cremoble
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