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268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

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10. Dr Awkward



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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
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15. amputator: 1421 points
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Score:
562
 
 Mr Bleak: @fumbduck This is what I --put-- in my lunchbox.
 NonRhetorical: @VeeKay yes
 VeeKay: Bent bento
 fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.
Image 257799   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Solemn
Score:
381
 
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for King of the Hill
 VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky
 Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.
Image 257798   07-17-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
396
 
 Clim Tinties: good life hack
Image 257797   07-17-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
625
 
 Science: Holy shit, she's 70! (Not in this photo.)
 NonRhetorical: No, but she is awesome
 dangerkeith3000: Not even if I was tin roof. Rusted.
 Side Boob: She can fuck right off then.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster
 jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!
 Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.
Image 257796   07-17-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
383
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 257795   07-17-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
594
 
 dangerkeith3000: Turtles turn up the FUNK!
 Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?
Image 257794   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
231
 
 Amy Housewine: Can you fold cryptospecie so that the queen looks happy when you turn it one way, and sad when you turn it the other?
 bug: No, but I'm fantastic for ransomware and actual ransoms.
 NoRagrets: This reminds me of a line from ant man and the wasp where crypto currency was lumped into the same category as nano technology and quantum travel as being important.
 hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.
 Scoo: You also can't fold it to say hilarious dirty words
 SpaceCow: "Oh yeah? Well can you burn an inordinate amount of fossil fuels?"
Image 257793   07-17-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
248
 
 dangerkeith3000: y u no get real job?
 SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."
Image 257792   07-17-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
300
 
 Mr Bleak: Clearly, solo sessions count as sex. My eyes are fine, thank you.
 Shay: All work, no sex makes Virgin Jack a dull boy.
 PenguinBartender: "No sex causes bad eyes."
 Bill Rye: bad..... (10 mins later)... EYES!? oh MAN!
 Robespierre: This font is weird
 VoR: This post gave me crabs
 Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.
 Scoo: That would be a shame
 sparename: Another blank image
Image 257791   07-17-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
128
 
 Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe
Image 257790   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
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