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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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Score:
381
 
 Hirbo Flumungo: Rad for King of the Hill
 Bongo Albumbies: Hank is short for hanky panky
 Vople Grunombies: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.
Image 257798   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Hown Plombies
Score:
396
 
 Guld Grombies: good life hack
Image 257797   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Lilm Plongus
Score:
625
 
 Hempo Drumupert: Holy shit, she's 70! (Not in this photo.)
 Thuld Grunopert: No, but she is awesome
 Dald Flopert: Not even if I was tin roof. Rusted.
 Pemp Bromple: She can fuck right off then.
 Domp Grunuble: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster
 Florm Drumumple: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!
 Crong Brupert: This is all very specific.
Image 257796   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Friple Plemumple
Score:
383
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 257795   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Triple Morpumple
Score:
594
 
 Miwn Brumbies: Turtles turn up the FUNK!
 Humpo Flumple: Turn down for what?
Image 257794   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Hemp Grunungo
Score:
231
 
 Dang Cremumbies: Can you fold cryptospecie so that the queen looks happy when you turn it one way, and sad when you turn it the other?
 Bump Morpungus: No, but I'm fantastic for ransomware and actual ransoms.
 Lald Brongo: This reminds me of a line from ant man and the wasp where crypto currency was lumped into the same category as nano technology and quantum travel as being important.
 Trorbo Drumumbies: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.
 Rort Dampomple: You also can't fold it to say hilarious dirty words
 Balm Plemumbies: "Oh yeah? Well can you burn an inordinate amount of fossil fuels?"
Image 257793   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Down Plungus
Score:
248
 
 Dald Brungo: y u no get real job?
 Birm Grungo: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."
Image 257792   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Rong Plemungo
Score:
300
 
 Flengo Dampongo: Clearly, solo sessions count as sex. My eyes are fine, thank you.
 Biwn Cremuble: All work, no sex makes Virgin Jack a dull boy.
 Pift Floble: "No sex causes bad eyes."
 Ving Grunombies: bad..... (10 mins later)... EYES!? oh MAN!
 Pumpo Brungus: This font is weird
 Crirbo Horpuble: This post gave me crabs
 Craft Flongus: This is pretty neat, actually.
 Bamp Drumuble: That would be a shame
 Crelm Plemopert: Another blank image
Image 257791   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Guple Grongo
Score:
128
 
 Jorm Plemongo: #WalmartLyfe
Image 257790   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Treft Morpupert
Score:
718
 
 Ring Morpombies: I like to sing-a, about them moon-a and the June-a, and the spring-a...
 Vurb Plupert: (frug'ing violently)
 Vumpo Morpuble: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year
 Rempo Flumupert: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story
 Jingo Cremuble: Because no one expects a family of dancing cats.
 Jeple Flungus: # Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragdoll gal #
Image 257789   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Jeple Grongus
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