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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
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 Laple Bromple: I like to sing-a, about them moon-a and the June-a, and the spring-a...
 Flaft Plemombies: (frug'ing violently)
 Fringo Dampoble: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year
 Memp Morpongo: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story
 Trango Dampoble: Because no one expects a family of dancing cats.
 Trerb Rempumbies: # Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragdoll gal #
Image 257789   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Mold Morpuble
Score:
571
 
 Crulm Brombies: He arrived by duck: #257803
 Lort Dampungo: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!
 Gump Drumopert: The Fast and the Furriest
 Thempo Morpumbies: It's super puppy, still lying in the site where it crashed to Earth.
Image 257788   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Bongo Flumple
Score:
138
 
 Ruld Cremoble: This image is upside-down.
 Fraple Horpongus: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat
 Jiple Plemombies: Why would you even have one of those old Xbox 360s. Those things were red-ring-of-death magnets.
 Pild Brongus: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.
 Crango Rempungo: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'
 Pawn Morpomple: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void
 Flungo Horpongo: No sex causes bed eyes?
 Creng Flumuble: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.
 Lelm Plemumple: "Warning, wall may be bumpy"
 Burt Grongo: I looked at a braille translator, and I can't figure this out.
Image 257787   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Rople Dampombies
Score:
393
 
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Image 257786   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Thirb Dampopert
Score:
182
 
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Image 257785   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Moft Morpungo
Score:
250
 
 Treft Plemumple: I'm not not drunk avoiding potholes!
 Rurb Flungus: Lolo, must be *insert my state here* !
Image 257784   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Pirbo Flumuble
Score:
906
 
 Frorm Plemoble: Still a cutie!
Image 257783   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Gelm Plemungo
Score:
263
 
 Virb Bropert: It's all for you, Damien
 Thimpo Grumbies: When will it be herstory?
 Pingo Morpumple: Oh. Men.
 Thawn Morpuble: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.
 Humpo Grumple: A good omen is hard to find
 Hurb Morpomple: From "Houses of the Mole" by Ministry
 Vaple Ploble: *Discordant pipe-organ plays in background*
 Tharbo Flumomple: Damienne
Image 257782   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Vuld Drumuble
Score:
424
 
 Dirm Morpupert: This is what happens when a god has sex with a teddy bear.
 Meld Dampongo: There's nothing about this I don't like...
Image 257781   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Leple Morpumple
Score:
379
 
 Floft Grumple: "Do you get a discount when you rent 4 roller skates?"
 Guld Dampuble: "Where do you keep the Four Loko? Asking for a friend"
 Crorm Dampungus: Do you have one of or Rewards Club cards?
Image 257780   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Harbo Grongus
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