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272525  bug: I have no idea what happened to your powdered donut.

272529  tib gubb: tastes like murder. delicious, delicious murder

272530  tib gubb: this one gets me every time

272527  Kirtov: Well, you wouldn't get far with your enormous penis still inside. That's just common sense.

272524  Not A Bot: oh shit it may have been funnier if I said friend.

272479  SuedeOxford: @mexican Cena 'nuff

272531  SuedeOxford: I thought I would enjoy seeing Shane McMahon on top of her...

272530  dangerkeith3000: It's a me!

272528  Dr Awkward: OOoh, glacial lake!

272502  twitter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

272527  dangerkeith3000: Check and check.

272483  Korrok: I've seen worse....

272516  dangerkeith3000: I saw this on PornHub.

272524  dangerkeith3000: Eye of the tiger...

272485  Mr Bleak: Jeese Louise - clean yer floor ...

272488  Mr Bleak: I have absolutely no idea what I am looking at much less why it might be funny.

272387  werterland: In awe at the size of this lad.

272535  adeadcrab: You know shes coming home with that dog, right?

272524  AlexDeLarge: I can see his stripes, but I know he's clean

272521  Dr Awkward: Found cat. He was dirty so I gave him a bath and trimmed his nails. He was really hungry and kind of mean, so please take your cat back.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
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Score:
118
 
 Shay: My IP address needs to be refreshed.
 Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.
 Munkybut: Your shower's ip?
 Jesse P: No need to break in.
 Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?
Image 257673   07-16-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
537
 
 madmax1: No my good sir, I am two dogs smashed into one
Image 257672   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
328
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename You win the internetz for today! +++
 The Turks: @sparename Have a + my dude
 sparename: " # Yin Yang goolies goolies goolies goolies watcha, Yin Yang goo, Yin Yang goo...# "
Image 257671   07-16-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
335
 
 Shay: Sonic is really a white Kirby wearing a mask.
 Mr. Butt: Anyone watch the Game Grumps episode from a couple days ago where they just looked at old Sonic comics? Highly recommended, they're weirder than you remember.
 sparename: Echidna believe it
 Sadbot: the virgin Sonic vs the Chad Knuckles
 Robespierre: This just gave me a sharp stabbing pain in one of mi organs
Image 257670   07-16-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
524
 
 Hokie333: @Mr Bleak 43, no, no, no. It's gotten better today, though. It's felt like a crick in my neck, except it's in the middle of a shoulder blade, and it's just taking a little longer than usual to go away.
 Mr Bleak: @Hokie333 How old are you, are you female, do you have diabetes, have you knocked or injured that shoulder in the last month or so? If so, then you may have a frozen shoulder developing, and I feel really sorry for you. Mine was a horrific experience.
 savvoy: Yeah, I mean, what does an octocept even do? Besides occasionally give me a stabbing pain, I mean.
 wooden boy: 2012. When I came out of the coma I thought it was hilarious I was still alive.
 Hokie333: Is a right shoulder blade an organ? 'Cuz its been finally happening to me for the past week.
 Sadbot: Only when I suck at knife fighting
 dangerkeith3000: all the time
Image 257669   07-16-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
467
 
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Image 257668   07-16-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
445
 
 m o l e m a n: im a duck
 Mr. Shine: I, too, like eating marshmallow Peeps.
Image 257667   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
203
 
 blue shoes: 'I would like to speak to the manager' in training.
 dangerkeith3000: This one time at bandcamp....
 savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa
Image 257666   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
269
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece
 sparename: Kit-Kit-(Kit-(n!)-Kat)-Kat-Kat... Recursive Confectionery
 dangerkeith3000: Yo dawg, I heard you like Kit Kats...
 Mr. Shine: It's kitkats all the way down.
 savvoy: FALSE: there is no such thing as an imperfect kit-kat
 savvoy: Kit-katception
 savvoy: Soylent kit-kat is made out of kit-kats!
Image 257665   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
13
 
 hajjpodge: Joke's on you, I *like* stormy days.
 Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer
 Magic Bullets: We could use some rain
 Mr. Shine: When my wife and I had our first apartment, the power went out once a week, for several hours, all summer long, and it was always on my day off.
 sparename: Once, I went in to work on the Monday just recovering from some lergy that had screwed my whole weekend but boss said that I looked so awful that I should take a few days off - so I did and I was fine for them.. Rare joy
Image 257664   07-16-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
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