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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!



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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
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Score:
225
 
 Knice: @lecj07 Must have been Methodicks. :-D
 lecj07: @Knice There was actually a religious book called "The cry in the night: signs of the bridegroom's second coming in the church"
 Knice: Behold, I come quickly.
 VoR: Barb wire crown. Awesome
 Mr. Shine: Heavenly!
 VeeKay: Dat ass
Image 257511   07-15-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
299
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.
 SuedeOxford: When wondering whether someone has made a a statement with a self-deprecating joke or they've simply been a crappy human being, the answer is usually the latter.
Image 257510   07-15-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
353
 
 Not A Bot: That kid is a poseur. Kid his ass Justin!
 WTF: There is this guy in the UK that made a completely sealed closed-system terrarium like 40 year ago and the plants are still alive.
 Butcherboy: I think your olive oil has gone bad
Image 257509   07-15-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
380
 
 a robot: @Mr Bleak They are mammals. A tortoise is not.
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Why do men have nipples?
 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie
 jochenau: Large ornament of an olden style turtle wi her baps oot
 trelyate: Mitch McConnel not looking so good these days
 a robot: but why would a reptile have breasts
 Butcherboy: The live action super Mario wasnt very good
 SuedeOxford: Mom?
 Mr. Shine: Ugh. Can we not?!
 hajjpodge: No.
 VeeKay: "Florida".
Image 257508   07-15-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
261
 
 Mad Collager: This can sometimes happen when you google "askew".
 bug: GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE, SEE EVERYTHING IS FINE
 Peter Pantsless: "As you can see, our profits have gone up." "Uh, your screen..." "OUR PROFITS HAVE GONE UP. "
Image 257507   07-15-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
437
 
 barfolomew: Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad?
 Mr. Shine: Slowest. Conga line. Ever.
 Shay: As our dear friend Natalie would say: God damn it smells like cough drops all over the place.
 grizzly: chlamydia all the way down.
Image 257506   07-15-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
438
 
 hajjpodge: Currently more like a half-track than a tank.
Image 257505   07-15-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
335
 
 Whatever: You had one job Grant, ONE JOB
 trelyate: username/upload combo
 VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.
 Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.
 VeeKay: Goddam it Grant! Again?
 Amy Housewine: Classic Grant.
Image 257504   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
703
 
 Whatever: Looking down in the mouth there
 Spazstatic: I want this.
 Mad Collager: This is what unbridled fashion looks like.
 trelyate: Goodwill has some interesting shit, for reals
 WTF: Is your girlfriend a shoe?
 Amy Housewine: He head too big for he god damn everything else
 Ironass: Gesundheit!
Image 257503   07-15-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
447
 
 VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him
Image 257502   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Janston
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