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272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Score:
617
 
 Mr Bleak: ... because you're wookie it.
 digabigpig: Maybe it's Tatooine.
Image 257500   07-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
192
 
 Mr. Shine: @Yam Mine was the Oblivion Express graphic, and I saved the box because it had funny graphics. I just realized it might be worth some money now.
 Yam: @Mr. Shine I had a pretty fun Santa Cruz before I got a more modern Blind. I think I still have the santa cruz in my dads garage...
 Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?
 Yam: I used to skate
Image 257499   07-15-18   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
710
 
 Whatever: Hello, do you have a trash can for me to rummage through?
 Mr. Shine: Such a polite fellow!
 Amy Housewine: Patient Jeff.
 Side Boob: So, Sarah, as your broker Ive made some really bad investments. But in my defense, Im a fucking raccoon.
Image 257498   07-15-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
707
 
 Mad Collager: She's nice, but her buns are sticky.
 Prostata: with big tasty black bars
 Ironass: Otherwise known as coffee rolls or sweet rolls.
Image 257497   07-15-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
628
 
 Mad Collager: I'm not sure he has to worry about fisteen if his ban-an-a is constantly in trojan sauce.
 BavidDowie: You go through at least that many chapels before you get to it, don't worry
 Sparkplug: @VeeKay Stop trying to undermine me.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: @VeeKay Dude, the Vatican isn't in the EU, doesn't meet the criteria.
 Sauce Packets: No. The EU is an enemy of the United States and you should cower in terror in case they gets ya.
Image 257496   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
601
 
 Prostata: just like grammar used to make
 grizzly: Would eat
 wwwdotcom: *synonym roll
 Amy Housewine: Weirdly enough, my cinnamon roll looks like a cat.
Image 257495   07-15-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
254
 
 Not A Bot: there are two things in the world that i love: oversimplified politics and anime
 SurfNTurf: I like them Porgs
 well duh: TWO million ants
 Hippitus Hoppitus: That's what I look like in Chuck E. Cheese too.
 Spazstatic: Personal space Invaders.
 illBilliam: These seats have seen some things, man.
Image 257494   07-15-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
550
 
 BavidDowie: That's not sacred. Keep waiting.
 Mr. Shine: At least you have the decency to admit it.
 Bitcoin Burglar: Same
Image 257493   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
391
 
 Mad Collager: Some friends just recycle the same songs over and over.
 Robespierre: Everyone's playlist is rubbish
Image 257492   07-15-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
420
 
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Image 257491   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
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