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273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

273080  DrNinjaman: @Prostata This is clearly a picture of simulating a CFD bonfire in order to generate the heat they need to keep warm.

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.



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Score:
291
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.
 barfolomew: Dude, you're already in, no need for small talk.
 tears as lube: Purple Disco Machine
 Shay: Tell him "Dying Fetus" and he'll go away.
 A duck: Oh, you know, Coma Virus, Infected Mushroom
Image 257474   07-15-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Image 257473 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. Boo, titular role.
Score:
549
 
 HighCactus: Run in there even if you don't have a weapon
 raditzu: Looks like a serious nachos to me.
 Whatever: Fun fact: the Great War wasnt that great...
 tib gubb: fuck's sake i do not like images of the great wars
 charlemagne: @Amy Housewine you must line up your chakras before you line up your killing shot
 Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito provides the most soothing massages.
 sparename: Rogue Trooper, old styley
Image 257472   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
625
 
 Mad Collager: It was raining cats and dogs out there.
 sparename: Kitty with Flour Power
 grandma: Icing sugar with a face!
 Robespierre: Pail o' Pusa on sale this Sunday only
 tib gubb: it's always prudent to sift your kitty
Image 257471   07-15-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
9
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Robespierre i have a theory
 Oh Don Piano: Not enough drowning deaths in the United States
 Shay: Remember Honey Boo Boo? Hold your breath, try not to gasp, don't drop your jaw, you'll be shocked, won't believe, etc.
 Robespierre: Today on 'Maury': 'My Daughter's Eleven and Pregnant: HOW?"
Image 257470   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
804
 
 Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".
 raditzu: Cathelmet.
 Amy Housewine: Classic style.
 Not A Bot: I don't speak french, but am skepticake.
Image 257469   07-15-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river
 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.
 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.
 Shay: Let's argue!
 Not A Bot: "I assure you ladies" he smirked, open his lab coat up wide "While I may have access to a ton of pharmaceuticals, I'm totally not a real doctor."
 Mad Collager: I heard he was lost, but refused to ask directions.
 Butcherboy: It was to build momentum @FabricMan
 Whatever: And if they had hung a right instead of a left, they would have had oil
 WTF: They didn't have Google Maps back then! MapQuest was the only thing available.
 FabricMan: According to the bible, God led them in circles around the desert because... of some petty bullshit
Image 257468   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
115
 
 Coolguy: @WTF the good ole days were when it had caffeine. Used to give me Gnarly heartburn though.
 WTF: Four Loko is a quality beverage... if you want to get wasted drinking kiwi watermelon-flavored soda.
Image 257467   07-15-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Image 257466 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Starry Lemon. Your image was bad, Starry Lemon.
Score:
57
 
 twitter: @trelyate His cat wandered into her bush
 trelyate: he was looking for one kind of beautiful people, but found the other
 a robot: @Felicity Yeah that's really the only important question here
 Commodore 64: But the cat is OK?
 Robespierre: Next on "Judge Her Cooter"...
 Amy Housewine: Can you all just stop, please.
 FabricMan: Next on Judge Judy!
Image 257465   07-15-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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