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273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

273080  DrNinjaman: @Prostata This is clearly a picture of simulating a CFD bonfire in order to generate the heat they need to keep warm.

273045  Passive: @FabricMan oh god I heard it in Don Adams voice lol

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.



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spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
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15. parrotsnest: 1582 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?
 a robot: penis's what?
 fumbduck: Checkmate, straight atheists.
 dobbiesdoogs: i've heard of iphone docking but this is ridiculous!
 sparename: A tiny drop of contrastingly coloured liquid ink will show those cracks up nicely
 Knice: iBone, by Fapple.
Image 257434   07-15-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
283
 
 Spazstatic: Your father is a moron. I'm sorry you inherited his genes.
 Mr. Shine: Lefty and Lefty Jr.
 fumbduck: That kid sucks.
Image 257433   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
279
 
 Whatever: Since when do killers put cereal in their freezer?
 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine In heavy rotation
 Mr. Shine: Again?
 savvoy: @dangerkeith3000: depends on how you prepare them.
 Butcherboy: With a little help from my skills they would@dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: There is no way a dead person is going to fit in 7 cubic feet.
Image 257432   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
458
 
 Whatever: Hes pining for the fjords
 Not A Bot: You don't have a shower
Image 257431   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
433
 
 Not A Bot: Worst "Rent" audition ever
 Ihminen: it's dangerous to go by foot take this
 dobbiesdoogs: *opens trunk* da-na-na-naaaaa
Image 257430   07-15-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
539
 
 Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.
 Mr. Shine: She knows.
 Teechur: And she's snooping on the elderly gentleman across the street.
 savvoy: This porn is disturbing
 dangerkeith3000: Thinking about them boobs.
 sparename: Thinkin' bout his bicycle
Image 257429   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
782
 
 Science: @TurkeyVulture: He's so awesome that he wouldn't shave his mustache to play the part and it still didn't matter!
 TurkeyVulture: @Robespierre he's the best live-action joker. Mark hamil's got my vote overall.
 Robespierre: Cesar Romero was the BEST Joker
 Mr. Shine: Heard you was talking sh!t
 trelyate: pounded in the butt by my own archenemy
 WTF: ...and by 'pulp' he means get the orange wedges ready.
 dangerkeith3000: Batman is a bottom.
 Amy Housewine: This is the proper Batman.
Image 257428   07-15-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
177
 
 Whatever: Endorsed by Trump, Toys r Us, Sears and Kmart. Coming soon to the US government
Image 257427   07-15-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
349
 
 necronomicon: @Robespierre probably was Florida man
 Robespierre: LOCAL Man?
 Mr. Shine: He was just taking a stand for what's right.
 Amy Housewine: Dog arrested for teaching pineapple to bite man who puts pizza on people.
 addend: Great, now doggo loves the taste of hooman with pizza with pineapple.
 Volwen: I don't see what he did wrong
Image 257426   07-15-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
609
 
 Mr. Shine: Cheer up, tiny friend. I love you.
 tib gubb: would never bite you for putting pineapple on pizza
Image 257425   07-15-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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