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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
595
 
 Frurt Brombies: licorice smelled like death
 Meng Flumple: I remember the brown ones smelling like chocolate.
 Pilm Plemupert: but do they taste like the colours they're supposed to be
 Jemp Groble: I have some of these at my parents house. I'm old.
 Muft Morpungo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing Mr. Sketch.
 Dawn Albopert: I remember trying to study for exams whilst surrounded by the aroma from what must have been first generation smelly felt-tippped pens - a very long time ago. I thought that if I had the same smell in the exam then I would recall more but with the chemicals used in 'the old days' I just got headaches
 Lilm Plemuble: Loved these things. None of them smelled like they were supposed to, but they were still fun
 Truple Dampopert: Fuck yeah im gonna jam that shit right up my nose.. IM COMING FOR YOU RED
Image 257276   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Dirt Plemomple
Score:
717
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 257275   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Luple Drumupert
Score:
385
 
 Murt Rempuble: Either they stand with one big toe on the other or this person is missing a toe
 Rarm Cremumple: The trash panda is just confused by the ghost feet
Image 257274   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Malm Cremopert
Score:
163
 
 Trang Horpomple: Mediocrity of North Korean Literature
 Barb Dampoble: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 257273   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Flarb Albombies
Score:
292
 
 Trople Flumbies: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.
 Vewn Cremoble: Rudy will await your foundation
 Girb Drumomple: Just like Grandma used to use!
 Thompo Albongo: This is a joke, right?
 Polm Drumoble: PASS!!
 Thurt Rempoble: Ask fine establishments "Can you polish my bunghole?" to see if they have installed the rotowipe.
 Helm Albongo: " # A-winnet away, A-winnet away, ... In the bunghole, the quiet bunghole, The IZAL sleeps toniiiight.. # "
 Mamp Brungus: Say goodbye to a few other things too
Image 257272   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Vamp Dampungo
Score:
100
 
 Beft Rempumple: Whoop whoop whoop whoop! *pincers clicking*
Image 257271   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Limpo Drumongus
Score:
189
 
 Flulm Grunumbies: Are you sure it's a problem?
 Gald Morpoble: From the Dark Ages, before we had Impact font and the standard twenty-four images upon which to inflict it.
Image 257270   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Gorbo Cremongus
Score:
433
 
 Trold Cremongus: Sloth, heavy duty version
 Fruld Morpombies: Waking up tired, before the alarm goes off be like...
 Frorbo Dampongo: Same.
 Vimpo Grongo: Don't look at me like that.
 Fliwn Dampuble: Incogmeato
Image 257269   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Trampo Morpungo
Score:
234
 
 Huple Drumumple: I see no AK
 Memp Morpungo: I heart being pedantic
 Frempo Plemuble: *was a good day. The song is in the past tense
 Gaft Horpongus: He ain't Australian! Blimey!
 Frampo Albungus: *g'day
Image 257268   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Vongo Plumple
Score:
174
 
 Dolm Dampongus: Now I need a new screen, asshole.
Image 257267   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Mulm Albumple
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