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272824  a robot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BANANA CAT

272827  a robot: @fanny That's cause they're 40% dehydrated potato flakes and 60% sawdust from the factory floor

272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

272445  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272864  UnknownSample: I prefer lemonade.

272835  Shay: Shit...I'm trippin' balls here, someone laced the catnip.

272843  Shay: Time to make the cheese.

272849  matos: If only this was in fashion for boys, I'd be doing alright.

272855  Shay: *looks up at bird*

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

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 Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"
 Hokie333: Where have all the fireflies gone? They went into this.
Image 257255   07-13-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
 Amy Housewine: Free your mind and your ass will follow: The kingdom of heaven is within.
 Scoo: It's always 5pm
 well duh: In Hell Michigan, it's currently 1:17am.
 Whatever: Theres also a Hell Michigan, but Im more partial to Hell in Grand Cayman
 original og: Apparently 75% of Americans believe in heaven but only 25% believe in hell..
Image 257254   07-13-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Dreforian: Free.Your.Mind.
 Ironass: He is actively plotting your doom as we speak.
 tib gubb: somebody get that penguin a coffee
Image 257253   07-13-18   Uploaded by    turtled
 a sedated moose: @Korrok but why?!
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
Image 257252   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 dingding: However, in theory one toilet could accommodate multiple dicks
 Amy Housewine: Hay Terlit gimme a drink
 drtofu: I accept your challenge.
 Whatever: Obviously the sign maker never had to deal with little kids in the public restroom
 tib gubb: @Yam pretty typical, as far as drunk humor goes
 Scoo: You need to get one of those double-ended bartenders that can service two assholes at once
 Yam: So, youre calling your bartender a toilet? Flattering!
Image 257251   07-13-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 wolfpk: *But I hated my landlord!
Image 257250   07-13-18   Uploaded by    runny999
 barfolomew: Oh hey, here's a Trondheim Trout!
 Robespierre: Trademark infringement averted
 a sedated moose: @Sandor ugh *groooooaaaaaan*
 Mr. Shine: Skyrim belongs to the fish?
 Sandor: Why do Nordic military ships have barcodes? So when they return to port,they can Scandinavian.
Image 257249   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
 Jabberwikket: Grandpa had a very strange way of dealing with his E.D.
 KingTrebek: There's a ghost in this ad y'know
 wolfpk: "I can actually see the road!"
 Mr. Shine: You fools, you'll kill him! I know that video!
Image 257248   07-13-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
 Mr Bleak: It's just you.
 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney
 Ment Thorp: It looks like when Robert Burke started losing weight in the TV adaptation of Thinner
 Volwen: Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun
 well duh: Come to think of it, I've never seen Mitt Romney and Bruce Campbell in the same place at the same time (I do live in Michigan, btw). (*with apologies to Bruce Campbell.)
 Whatever: I thought Republicans all used the necronomicon as their new guide to morality rather than the Problematic Bible like Matthew 2:13
 ChubbyBuddy: binders made of women
 Skinr: "I'll swallow your soul!" was probably not his best campaign slogan.
 Shay: More looks like he's about to go into a nursing home dressed up as Elvis and will be haunted by a mummy.
 Mr. Shine: "Klaatu . . .barada . . . Ni-*cough*"
Image 257247   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose oh yeah, totally!
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine I'll still pet them, though.
 Mr. Shine: They look too innocent, I dont trust them!
 Sandor: @Emoji Starlight and Starbright?
Image 257246   07-13-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
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