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263208  wolfpk: The obvious comment won't be allowed.

263210  wolfpk: "We have throughly examined the area." Guy in the left: What's this we shit!

263215  Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.

263216  Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.

263202  Kaviri: Rome had the right idea. "All of the cracks are there on purpose!"

263218  Knice: "this not a food why is here"

263219  Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!

263021  Kaviri: Here's the secret: attach a large sum of money as a "donation".

263201  addend: Your home looks lovely. May we sit at the bar?

263157  Korrok: Korrok approves....

263186  dangerkeith3000: That bird ded.

263199  a robot: @Scoo *click*

263189  dangerkeith3000: The next Shakespeare? Possible.

263204  a robot: It took me a minute to parse what was going on here, the angle of the donkey's face made it look like some kind of weird mutilated deer or something at first. Looks like they rescued him from the lake and I'm glad everyone is happy :3

263194  dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.

263195  dangerkeith3000: @WTF And the guy driving is named Jesus.

263199  dangerkeith3000: It's in a nice box and everything.

263187  a robot: @fanny Oh dang, I didn't realize it had come out already! Gotta give it a watch, thanks for reminding me :D

263209  dangerkeith3000: George Carlin was the perfect pick to play the cardinal.

263209  Vinochet: Its all dogma

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262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

263079 ashton: lolol @antipatterns!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262854 E. HONDA: Isn't saliva a food machinery lubricant?

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

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 Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"
 Hokie333: Where have all the fireflies gone? They went into this.
Image 257255   07-13-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
 Amy Housewine: Free your mind and your ass will follow: The kingdom of heaven is within.
 Scoo: It's always 5pm
 well duh: In Hell Michigan, it's currently 1:17am.
 Whatever: Theres also a Hell Michigan, but Im more partial to Hell in Grand Cayman
 original og: Apparently 75% of Americans believe in heaven but only 25% believe in hell..
Image 257254   07-13-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Dreforian: Free.Your.Mind.
 Ironass: He is actively plotting your doom as we speak.
 tib gubb: somebody get that penguin a coffee
Image 257253   07-13-18   Uploaded by    turtled
 a sedated moose: @Korrok but why?!
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
Image 257252   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 dingding: However, in theory one toilet could accommodate multiple dicks
 Amy Housewine: Hay Terlit gimme a drink
 drtofu: I accept your challenge.
 Whatever: Obviously the sign maker never had to deal with little kids in the public restroom
 tib gubb: @Yam pretty typical, as far as drunk humor goes
 Scoo: You need to get one of those double-ended bartenders that can service two assholes at once
 Yam: So, youre calling your bartender a toilet? Flattering!
Image 257251   07-13-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 wolfpk: *But I hated my landlord!
Image 257250   07-13-18   Uploaded by    runny999
 barfolomew: Oh hey, here's a Trondheim Trout!
 Robespierre: Trademark infringement averted
 a sedated moose: @Sandor ugh *groooooaaaaaan*
 Mr. Shine: Skyrim belongs to the fish?
 Sandor: Why do Nordic military ships have barcodes? So when they return to port,they can Scandinavian.
Image 257249   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
 Jabberwikket: Grandpa had a very strange way of dealing with his E.D.
 KingTrebek: There's a ghost in this ad y'know
 wolfpk: "I can actually see the road!"
 Mr. Shine: You fools, you'll kill him! I know that video!
Image 257248   07-13-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
 Mr Bleak: It's just you.
 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney
 Ment Thorp: It looks like when Robert Burke started losing weight in the TV adaptation of Thinner
 Volwen: Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun
 well duh: Come to think of it, I've never seen Mitt Romney and Bruce Campbell in the same place at the same time (I do live in Michigan, btw). (*with apologies to Bruce Campbell.)
 Whatever: I thought Republicans all used the necronomicon as their new guide to morality rather than the Problematic Bible like Matthew 2:13
 ChubbyBuddy: binders made of women
 Skinr: "I'll swallow your soul!" was probably not his best campaign slogan.
 Shay: More looks like he's about to go into a nursing home dressed up as Elvis and will be haunted by a mummy.
 Mr. Shine: "Klaatu . . .barada . . . Ni-*cough*"
Image 257247   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose oh yeah, totally!
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine I'll still pet them, though.
 Mr. Shine: They look too innocent, I dont trust them!
 Sandor: @Emoji Starlight and Starbright?
Image 257246   07-13-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
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