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272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

272252  Mr Bleak: Natural pie chart: blood orange vs normal orange purchases.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 Mr Bleak: It's just you.
 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney
 Ment Thorp: It looks like when Robert Burke started losing weight in the TV adaptation of Thinner
 Volwen: Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun
 well duh: Come to think of it, I've never seen Mitt Romney and Bruce Campbell in the same place at the same time (I do live in Michigan, btw). (*with apologies to Bruce Campbell.)
 Whatever: I thought Republicans all used the necronomicon as their new guide to morality rather than the Problematic Bible like Matthew 2:13
 ChubbyBuddy: binders made of women
 Skinr: "I'll swallow your soul!" was probably not his best campaign slogan.
 Shay: More looks like he's about to go into a nursing home dressed up as Elvis and will be haunted by a mummy.
 Mr. Shine: "Klaatu . . .barada . . . Ni-*cough*"
Image 257247   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose oh yeah, totally!
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine I'll still pet them, though.
 Mr. Shine: They look too innocent, I dont trust them!
 Sandor: @Emoji Starlight and Starbright?
Image 257246   07-13-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
 DrinkMixMan: B
 Peter Pantsless: I prefer to use the xxxbox
 Knice: That's how you turn any model into a top-loader.
 Sage: ... no. No I do not.
Image 257245   07-13-18   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
 Mr. Shine: *thinks nothing but murder all day*
Image 257244   07-13-18   Uploaded by    alex
 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing
 Whatever: Looks like someone made an ash of themselves
 Solemn: @Mr. Shine Your dad is a paragon among men.
 Knice: @Mr. Shine Outstanding :-D
 Mr. Shine: @Solemn @Knice 2/2 So my dad says"You can order mountain lion urine online, just spray it around, and the scent of a large predator will cut down on raccoons." An executive in the meeting raised his hand and asked "but what if it ATTRACTS mountain lions?" My dad just gave him a big shark smile and said " Well, then *that* will cut down on copper thieves. "
 Skinr: This is how Spinal Tap has to audition their drummers now.
 Mr. Shine: @Solemn @Knice Here's another anecdote: When they hired my Dad, the two biggest problems they had with their substations were raccoons and copper thieves; raccoons because they climb all over the equipment and end up fatally shorting things that shouldn't be connected, and copper thieves who like to cut the grounding cables off of transformers, switches,etc. Ungrounded equipment causes HUGE trouble further downline, when that equipment fails. 1/2
 Mr. Shine: @Knice. *throws up the Dio finger horns*
 Knice: @Mr. Shine That's the most metal thing I've read all week.
 Solemn: @Mr. Shine This makes perfect sense: due to the insulating effect of his rubber shoes, the current would cascade through the unfortunate moron and essentially turn him into a human Leyden jar. The current would also fry his central nervous system, which would force-close his grip on the line until such time as his body cooked and enough juices dripped from his hands to disrupt the flow of power, causing a massive explosion that would theoretically have enough force to cannon him into the river.
 Mr. Shine: My Dad worked for our local power company, and security was one of the departments he was in charge of. Pittsburgh police called him out to an unused railroad bridge to consult on a death. A copper thief had climbed out on the bridge to cut into a transmission line that followed the bridge. The railroad no longer used the bridge, but the powerline went across to a Westinghouse plant that was very much using it. The guy cut into the live line. All that wad left was his shoes, melted to the rail. His corpse was flash-fried and blown into the river. He died at the speed of light.
 alex: Cautionary trails..
Image 257243   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Laree
 White Rice: @Solemn it's just some random individual who decided to emulate the hand/eye position of the painting, but not the face, for "teh lulz". You can get the hoodie pretty much anywhere online for about $20, unless you want color, then you're looking at $50.
 Solemn: I don't know who this is, but I want one of those hoodies.
 Shay: @savvoy "It, please."
 savvoy: Jesus be like, "Girl, please."
Image 257242   07-13-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?
 Jabberwikket: @Shay, yeah just look at it. Its totally got a stomp attack
 Robespierre: @Shay That's a bollard. And bollards don't creep.
 Shay: I've played enough RPG games to know that bucket is gonna creep up on me and commence a battle with me.
Image 257241   07-13-18   Uploaded by    logono
 Knice: When you have a really good Snausage joke you don't want the cat to hear.
Image 257240   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
 grizzly: Ghost face killa!
 Robespierre: Brought this home from Taos...
 Spazstatic: This looks like it will kill you in several excruciating ways. Not can, will.
 Dr Awkward: Who you gonna call? SNAKE BUSTERS!
 Mr. Shine: Spooky spectre serpent, sssee?
Image 257239   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 Nope: Dr Wilder Penfield cured my strokes and hundreds more
Image 257238   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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