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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Jiwn Rempongo: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?
 Roft Plemongus: @Shay, yeah just look at it. Its totally got a stomp attack
 Helm Cremongo: @Shay That's a bollard. And bollards don't creep.
 Frimp Flongo: I've played enough RPG games to know that bucket is gonna creep up on me and commence a battle with me.
Image 257241   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Crimpo Grunongus
 Frurbo Albupert: When you have a really good Snausage joke you don't want the cat to hear.
Image 257240   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Pomp Gropert
 Crarbo Grunongus: Ghost face killa!
 Thompo Morpoble: Brought this home from Taos...
 Jorm Floble: This looks like it will kill you in several excruciating ways. Not can, will.
 Rople Plopert: Who you gonna call? SNAKE BUSTERS!
 Cruft Flumungo: Spooky spectre serpent, sssee?
Image 257239   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Pongo Drumumple
 Gampo Plungus: Dr Wilder Penfield cured my strokes and hundreds more
Image 257238   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Lort Albomple
 Thong Flungo: @Not A Bot it's true; the floof is indeed hiding this particular kitty's genitals.
 Japle Gruble: They ain't seen nothing yet
 Trirt Flungus: Fitness trainers hate her! Learn this one weird trick!
Image 257237   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Thald Gromple
 Crawn Cremumbies: Could also be Boris Johnson
 Borm Albongus: Its a sad day when you would rather invite a Dalek out than the President
 Ving Plemungo: I wanted to make a joke about those damn Time Lords, but real life has become too depressing even for my rather warped sense of humor.
 Jorb Grunumple: So if Trump's a Dalek (which makes perfect sense), does that mean that Robert Mueller's the 14th Doctor?
 Freft Flongo: "You're exterminated!"
Image 257236   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Vomp Morpongus
 Frump Grunungo: Cheese is right.
 Pople Brupert: Lead is an Earth's metal, so shooting someone would make me an environmentalist? Or would Nature kill him?
 Juwn Drumomple: Sounds logical
 Thomp Gromple: @Hyphae ...also the person who was sent by the cops to be undercover and expose you could also be a plant
 Rown Plomple: One could also argue that the large building that manufacturers drugs is also a plant...
 Boft Plemungo: so is opium
Image 257235   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Jert Dampungus
 Crong Albungus: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!
 Rart Pluble: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red
 Ling Grungo: something, something, "My Big Mac"
 Bingo Cremoble: (opens several ketchup packets)
 Berm Drumoble: Is that what comes with the Happy Meal now?
 Rarb Morpomple: Ronald McFondled
 Flulm Plemomple: *sudden strong conflicting emotional response*
 Deld Horpuble: Senpai definitely noticed
Image 257234   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Vart Drumongus
 Frorb Flumopert: Lab-volution in action
 Trelm Brungo: Here is a rare image of the googledillo in its natural environment
 Cramp Drumumple: The goggles, they do everything!
 Frorm Flumupert: safety.jpg
 Truple Dampumbies: The safest Boi
 Flompo Albomple: Needs more safety!
 Fringo Horpumple: Yes... /all/ the pinkeye.
 Lerb Horpungus: Twenty some pairs of safety glasses oughta do it
 Fruld Albumbies: plastic crustacean mode activated!
 Reft Brombies: Harder better safer stronger
 Crerm Brumple: engage your safety squints
Image 257233   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Rerbo Dampomple
 Gerbo Plungo: Nice abs
 Craft Pluble: I was just thinking earlier today, if you walk around outside wearing a FemSkin, is that indecent? Technically, you're fully covered
 Crown Grungo: @Yam why not both
 Flerm Rempungo: Spandex, more like MANdex amirite??
 Fleld Morpupert: MyI jimmies get quite rustled by modern fashion... What? She's better than me because she has 4 armholes?! As if.
 Crarbo Brumple: *sudden strong conflicting emotional response*
 Hold Horpupert: This woman is so goddamned hot. I think its the hair? Not the penis pants.
 Treng Horpomple: Oddly arousing
 Frald Cremopert: these rule
 Truld Pluble: and he's got big balls, and she's got big balls...
Image 257232   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Flamp Flumumbies
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