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268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

267978  MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

268131  Felicity: @FabricMan Children are our future. We have the technology

268126  MrBoffo: Worst bagels EVER

268135  MrBoffo: "More spinach"

267978  ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky

268146  MrBoffo: Maggoty

268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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10. Stoner: 1668 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1613 points
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 lecj07: Thou art as thick as a tewkesbury mustard.
 tib gubb: the luigi of mustards
 Robespierre: Sainsbury's, amirite?
 Not A Bot: Insert fault.
Image 257108   07-13-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
304
 
 wolfpk: Answer: B
 Robespierre: Like that
Image 257107   07-13-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Perhaps a nice chianti and some fava beans?
 Robespierre: @Mr Bleak Ah, a nice claret
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre My preferred wine glass size.
 Robespierre: One fine goblet there
 sparename: @San DoDo Make way for Waifu Wifi
 San DoDo: WiFi person needs to be in the middle so everyone gets a good signal
 tib gubb: needy only
 Shorts Leng: Giving birth to Comedy Central
 Mentos Pormer: Congrats, it's a router!
Image 257106   07-13-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
342
 
 antipatterns: So-crates
Image 257105   07-13-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
185
 
 KingTrebek: That's a tattoo you might wanna leave uncovered for job interviews
Image 257104   07-13-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
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 TurkeyVulture: I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Whether I want it to or not
 WTF: Indy told you not to look into the Ark when they opened it.
 Booty Kicker: @tib gubb I heard that in the voice of the crazy old Jewish man from The Simpsons
 tib gubb: can your browser do this?
Image 257103   07-13-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
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 joxxuh: The Royale episode of TNG, if the aliens had a much more depressing pulp novel to start from
 addend: He's screaming like crazy. You can't hear him, though.
 Ironass: Major Tom! You're back!
 Passive: Niel Armweak
 charlemagne: major tom, I know you can here me in there, your rent is overdue
 Bohab: Armed with more practical goals, nasal funding finally puts a man in an apartment
 tane: 2001 led me to believe this would be much classier
 tib gubb: for those of you that think nasa cuts don't affect any real people
Image 257102   07-13-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
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 arcticfox12x: he dead
Image 257101   07-13-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
340
 
 Passive: So does Stormfront
 FabricMan: To be fair, what else can you rob from Stormfront?
 Side Boob: @tib gubb I steal from Something Awful :P
 Dominus Umbrae: Arroyo flush
 tib gubb: i feel like any aggro gator person would fit right in there
Image 257100   07-13-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
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