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268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Side Boob
6. Not A Bot
7. tib gubb
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9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



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267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo



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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (829 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (828 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Side Boob: 4413 points
 3. fanny: 4060 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3140 points
 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Warrax It's for smuggling budgies in.
 Warrax: Banana hammock. lol. Throw a couple plums in there too.
Image 257092   07-12-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
444
 
 PenguinBartender: "Imma motherfuckin' BEEEEEEEEE!"
Image 257091   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
422
 
 lecj07: These are adorkable as adolescents. All ears and paws.
Image 257090   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
276
 
 crazyfingers: Salt and pepper magnified.
 Warrax: The universe is 50% bullshit, 50% marshmallows.
 Yam: what, no chocolate?
Image 257089   07-12-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
547
 
 Bohab: Bunny huffing is no way to live...
 raditzu: Humpaaaa!
 wolfpk: She's blind, so she has to identify her rabbit by smell.
 tib gubb: you're doing bunny a confuse
 lecj07: Huh, I thought the joke had the rabbit being used as toilet tissue, not facial tissue.
Image 257088   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
118
 
 AdaMan: For serious, a friend of mine married her cousin. We made fun of her but they seem happy and everyone got over it pretty fast.
 dangerkeith3000: In the United States, second cousins are legally allowed to marry in every state. What's more, the genetic risk associated with second cousins having children is almost as small as it would be between two unrelated individuals. Marriage between first cousins, however, is legal in only about half of American states.
 wolfpk: *Cuz
 AdaMan: M'cuzin
 Not A Bot: Beholder cat.
Image 257087   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
535
 
 a sedated moose: I like pits!
Image 257086   07-12-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
493
 
 Robespierre: Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true...
 Greifer: put it back!
 Starky15: All hail the hypno tadpole!
Image 257085   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
270
 
 Bohab: This is the technology that makes prime two day delivery possible
 dangerkeith3000: You can't catch it. It's greased lightning!
 Peter Pantsless: And yet my package is still late
 Nope: @titular role Is it tums? I ordered tums
Image 257084   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
735
 
 a sedated moose: Would totally let this cat turn my hands into hamburger meat while I play with it. Worth it.
Image 257083   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
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