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262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
443
 
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 fanny: well aren't you fancy!
Image 257078   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
499
 
 Mr Bleak: @antipatterns Count me out: I have an IQ larger than my shoe size.
 mammal883: @mammal883 turns out that it is the correct shift pattern
 antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 yeah everyone is a millennial or a boomer now. it's mostly cultural.
 Robespierre: @mammal883 Colour me dubious. Wranglers should always be 4-speeds, with reverse left-up
 mammal883: is that even the shift pattern for a Wrangler?
 AdaMan: And yet the park job increases your risk of casual vandalism.
 addend: "Siri, what's a shifter?"
 dangerkeith3000: We Gen-Xer's feel left out now.
 tib gubb: drive clutches aren't even complicated.
 FranzTrashka: Glad to see gatekeeping isn't just a millennial thing! No matter how old you are, the youths are always 'dumber' than you
 SuedeOxford: Hardtop for no fun in the sun, and a hitch receiver messing up the departure angle? You're good, Becky. No one wants it.
Image 257077   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
512
 
 Side Boob: I feel we take instant two-way communication for granted.
 addend: (Records message. Sends audio file.)
 dangerkeith3000: His ringtone is the Super Mario Bros. song.
 Kaviri: When you call someone and they text instead of pick up.
Image 257076   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
390
 
Image 257075   07-12-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
529
 
 Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome
 addend: "Pee-Wee's Average-Size Adventure".
 dangerkeith3000: Crack is Whack!
 wolfpk: His recreation of this pic didn't end well!
 tib gubb: Pee Wee is innocent!
 Teechur: You can look, but no touchies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!!!!
 Scoo: Nice wiener you got there, Paul
 FabricMan: Not the last time he'd get caught with his wiener in a movie theater
 Shay: Take a picture, it will last longer! HAHA!!!
Image 257074   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
823
 
 addend: Mmm... brine.
 Warrax: Happier than a pig in shit, but just slightly.
 Mr. Shine: This pig gets it
 a robot: feels good man
Image 257073   07-12-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
552
 
 PenguinBartender: so...what time is...it?
 Stephen Milkmus: We're Werewolves, not SwearWolves
 dangerkeith3000: "were" is old English for 'man'...but you guys already knew that.
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau I love that book!
 jochenau: Mrs. Who, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Whatsit, from A Wrinkle in Time.
Image 257072   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
468
 
 Robespierre: Schlagers!
 Youll Cowards: That looks a lot like one my favourite neighbours
 dangerkeith3000: FABULOUS!
 Wooden Spoon: Dame Ednas racy early years on the continent.
 BavidDowie: Make it grupp 5 and it's a deal.
 tib gubb: it's a little-known fact that psychedelica was a thing in Europe, as well
 jochenau: Is that Bennigan's Candycatch?
 Shay: MAD TV's Stuart's grandmother.
Image 257071   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
635
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 257070   07-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
499
 
 Scoo: "Oooof, right in the junk!"
Image 257069   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Brain
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