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267892  wolfpk: Any "classic gamers" will respect this.

267839  mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267895  wolfpk: That's the "down only" ramp.

267925  mammal883: Is this one of those acid tabs that my parents always told me strangers were trying to give kids on playgrounds? That happened about as much as me falling into quicksand.

267869  Spazstatic:

267871  Spazstatic: "but my friends call me Bill."

267906  wolfpk: I can't find the hamster..... oh!!!

267944  Dr Awkward: Hare accessories.

267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267916 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants



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Score:
565
 
 Mr Bleak: @antipatterns Count me out: I have an IQ larger than my shoe size.
 mammal883: @mammal883 turns out that it is the correct shift pattern
 antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 yeah everyone is a millennial or a boomer now. it's mostly cultural.
 Robespierre: @mammal883 Colour me dubious. Wranglers should always be 4-speeds, with reverse left-up
 mammal883: is that even the shift pattern for a Wrangler?
 AdaMan: And yet the park job increases your risk of casual vandalism.
 addend: "Siri, what's a shifter?"
 dangerkeith3000: We Gen-Xer's feel left out now.
 tib gubb: drive clutches aren't even complicated.
 FranzTrashka: Glad to see gatekeeping isn't just a millennial thing! No matter how old you are, the youths are always 'dumber' than you
 SuedeOxford: Hardtop for no fun in the sun, and a hitch receiver messing up the departure angle? You're good, Becky. No one wants it.
Image 257077   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
512
 
 Side Boob: I feel we take instant two-way communication for granted.
 addend: (Records message. Sends audio file.)
 dangerkeith3000: His ringtone is the Super Mario Bros. song.
 Kaviri: When you call someone and they text instead of pick up.
Image 257076   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
390
 
Image 257075   07-12-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
529
 
 Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome
 addend: "Pee-Wee's Average-Size Adventure".
 dangerkeith3000: Crack is Whack!
 wolfpk: His recreation of this pic didn't end well!
 tib gubb: Pee Wee is innocent!
 Teechur: You can look, but no touchies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!!!!
 Scoo: Nice wiener you got there, Paul
 FabricMan: Not the last time he'd get caught with his wiener in a movie theater
 Shay: Take a picture, it will last longer! HAHA!!!
Image 257074   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
823
 
 addend: Mmm... brine.
 Warrax: Happier than a pig in shit, but just slightly.
 Mr. Shine: This pig gets it
 a robot: feels good man
Image 257073   07-12-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
552
 
 PenguinBartender: so...what time is...it?
 Stephen Milkmus: We're Werewolves, not SwearWolves
 dangerkeith3000: "were" is old English for 'man'...but you guys already knew that.
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau I love that book!
 jochenau: Mrs. Who, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Whatsit, from A Wrinkle in Time.
Image 257072   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
530
 
 Robespierre: Schlagers!
 Youll Cowards: That looks a lot like one my favourite neighbours
 dangerkeith3000: FABULOUS!
 Wooden Spoon: Dame Ednas racy early years on the continent.
 BavidDowie: Make it grupp 5 and it's a deal.
 tib gubb: it's a little-known fact that psychedelica was a thing in Europe, as well
 jochenau: Is that Bennigan's Candycatch?
 Shay: MAD TV's Stuart's grandmother.
Image 257071   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
635
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 257070   07-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
499
 
 Scoo: "Oooof, right in the junk!"
Image 257069   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
579
 
 Side Boob: Weird Al movies are the best.
 Not A Bot: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
 Mr. Shine: @KingTrebek first you gotta find the marble in the oatmeal!!!
 KingTrebek: This image makes me wish I got to drink from the fire hose
 jochenau: Don't worry 'bout your laundry / Forget about your job / Just crank up the volume / And yank off the knob! / We got it all, we got it all / on UHF!
 Not A Bot: Missed a golden opportunity to use "bootyful"
 WTF: "This community means about as much to me as a festering ball of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first. I can't stand those sniveling maggots. They make me want to puke. But, there is one good thing about broadcasting to a town full of mindless sheep. I always know I have them exactly where I want them."
Image 257068   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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