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268943  Darmstadtium: So it is not depression, i'm just feeling younger...

268948  Dr. Bathroom: Weird NJ!

268920  tib gubb: FAAAAAABULOUS

268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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5. Teechur
6. tib gubb
7. addend
8. Annoying Vegan
9. Shay
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2415 points
 4. VeeKay: 1797 points
 5. Shay: 1761 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. Sydney: 1706 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 9. wolfskin: 1658 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. MrBoffo: 1545 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. fisto: 1452 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
655
 
 Robespierre: Pining for the fire escape
 addend: "We should buy a boat."
 Prostata: teddy pigger!
 sparenamelaptopdied: A coupla quid and tenpence
Image 257067   07-12-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
397
 
Image 257066   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
501
 
 Annoying Vegan : Top notch username-upload combo!
 Wooden Spoon: I got a secret, secret, formula. It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
 Scoo: @WannaBee Omelette du Fromage!
 McMuff: Omelette du fromage?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Young girl, they call him the Diamond Dex
 Not A Bot: and posting.
 Mr. Shine: "Eexxxxcellent! "
Image 257065   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
430
 
 tib gubb: accurate
 Teechur: @jochenau And then eat it again.
 Scoo: Classic Steven
 Mad Collager: That was satisfying! I'm so glad I'm learning to eat lighter.
 jochenau: Just like with dogs: everything is food, except when it's not, and then you can throw it up later.
 Mr. Shine: Stupid birb.
 Shay: Well, at least it's not Alka-Seltzer.
Image 257064   07-12-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
367
 
 Mr. Shine: The floor is lava!
Image 257063   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
603
 
 Side Boob: Two kids with Mark Zuckerberg
 Nope: @a robot Sorry they had to die...
 a robot: Ah, memories. All those times I said "kill all humans" I'd always whisper "except two". Joey and Dave were those two. And I never told them so!
 discodisco: There's just something unsettling about this picture. I think it's the robots eyes that are freaking me out.
 Nope: He can put his limbs back on but you cant so stay safe!
 Mr. Shine: Good old 01001000 01100101 01110010 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110100
Image 257062   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
197
 
 Side Boob: New model of the robot from #257062
 Dr. Bathroom: Stealing their data blind.
 KingTrebek: *spoiler alert* he goes on stage and moons them all
Image 257061   07-12-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
470
 
 Mr Mumble: @KingTrebek Well, just a pair of panties, then
 WetWilly: No, I'M levying a service charge on YOU
 Kaviri: Typical Braves fan.
 Mr. Shine: @KingTrebek i thought they also had to wear stripey shirts and lone ranger masks!
 KingTrebek: did you know that when someone robs a bank, it's illegal for them to put the money in a big that doesn't have a big dollar sign on it
 hajjpodge: Movies were the worst things to happen to guns. Coincidentally, guns were the worst thing to happen to people.
 Shay: how do i shot gun?
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the lie?
Image 257060   07-12-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
625
 
 Mr. Shine: Make sure he knows this is different from the hot dog trick!
 hajjpodge: What a cheep trick.
 Yam: Pickin up chicks is his favourite
Image 257059   07-12-18   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
350
 
 Robespierre: Tangled up in mu
 turtled: For Xrated version, install NoScript
 tib gubb: nice hellscape print
 Yam: @Scoo I love the future
 fakeplastic: Is this covered in the dress code?
 Scoo: Three words I never in a million years thought would go together: "Javascript Crotch Shot"
Image 257058   07-12-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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