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273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

273612  Micro Jackson: He's trying to cut down

273614  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that slice of pizza........

273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

273634  Micro Jackson: Save 'em, you're going to need 'em in the joint

273635  Micro Jackson: Looks like my neighbourhood

273636  Micro Jackson: Well, fuck a duck!

273627  MrBoffo: Take one down and pass it around...

273629  MrBoffo: Too floofy for Thailand

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10. Teechur



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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (936 points)
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I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (824 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (820 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (756 points)
dad uploaded 273565 (738 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 273435 (737 points)
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 6. cran vodka: 2157 points
 7. Mexico: 2001 points
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11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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15. weirduncle: 1576 points
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Score:
367
 
 Mr. Shine: The floor is lava!
Image 257063   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
603
 
 Side Boob: Two kids with Mark Zuckerberg
 Nope: @a robot Sorry they had to die...
 a robot: Ah, memories. All those times I said "kill all humans" I'd always whisper "except two". Joey and Dave were those two. And I never told them so!
 discodisco: There's just something unsettling about this picture. I think it's the robots eyes that are freaking me out.
 Nope: He can put his limbs back on but you cant so stay safe!
 Mr. Shine: Good old 01001000 01100101 01110010 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110100
Image 257062   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
197
 
 Side Boob: New model of the robot from #257062
 Dr. Bathroom: Stealing their data blind.
 KingTrebek: *spoiler alert* he goes on stage and moons them all
Image 257061   07-12-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
470
 
 Mr Mumble: @KingTrebek Well, just a pair of panties, then
 WetWilly: No, I'M levying a service charge on YOU
 Kaviri: Typical Braves fan.
 Mr. Shine: @KingTrebek i thought they also had to wear stripey shirts and lone ranger masks!
 KingTrebek: did you know that when someone robs a bank, it's illegal for them to put the money in a big that doesn't have a big dollar sign on it
 hajjpodge: Movies were the worst things to happen to guns. Coincidentally, guns were the worst thing to happen to people.
 Shay: how do i shot gun?
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the lie?
Image 257060   07-12-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
625
 
 Mr. Shine: Make sure he knows this is different from the hot dog trick!
 hajjpodge: What a cheep trick.
 Yam: Pickin up chicks is his favourite
Image 257059   07-12-18   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
350
 
 Robespierre: Tangled up in mu
 turtled: For Xrated version, install NoScript
 tib gubb: nice hellscape print
 Yam: @Scoo I love the future
 fakeplastic: Is this covered in the dress code?
 Scoo: Three words I never in a million years thought would go together: "Javascript Crotch Shot"
Image 257058   07-12-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
424
 
 Robespierre: Putin: On The Road looks ... curious
 Kaviri: Burt Reynolds.
 Ironass: Do you even lift, bro?
 Mr. Shine: Draw me loike wan uv yer Frinch Kangaroos.
 dangerkeith3000: Kangaroo Jack: The Porno
Image 257057   07-12-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
507
 
Image 257056   07-12-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
479
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Well, a toilet is a "Dunny" so perhaps "Dunkin'"? (Remind me not to go to Dunkin' Donuts again, please)
 Yam: @Scoo Id expect the Australian term to be loggy woggle or something
 Scoo: "Scuze me mate, I'm poopin'"
 a robot: Checking out #257057
Image 257055   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
704
 
 raditzu: It's full of stars!
 Mr. Shine: *dramatic opera chorus in Latin*
 Shay: Checking out #257055
 a robot: "Hey what's that weird giant bunny looking at?"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Where's that ceiling cat?"
Image 257054   07-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
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