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267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

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2. Not A Bot
3. DrNinjaman
4. tib gubb
5. Shay
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7. MrBoffo
8. VeeKay
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (788 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (740 points)


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 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3214 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2267 points
 5. toad: 2147 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2133 points
 7. Nope: 1838 points
 8. static xyz: 1632 points
 9. Mustyrats: 1536 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
14. time is wastin: 1418 points
15. teletub: 1408 points
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Score:
350
 
 Robespierre: Tangled up in mu
 turtled: For Xrated version, install NoScript
 tib gubb: nice hellscape print
 Yam: @Scoo I love the future
 fakeplastic: Is this covered in the dress code?
 Scoo: Three words I never in a million years thought would go together: "Javascript Crotch Shot"
Image 257058   07-12-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
424
 
 Robespierre: Putin: On The Road looks ... curious
 Kaviri: Burt Reynolds.
 Ironass: Do you even lift, bro?
 Mr. Shine: Draw me loike wan uv yer Frinch Kangaroos.
 dangerkeith3000: Kangaroo Jack: The Porno
Image 257057   07-12-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
507
 
Image 257056   07-12-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
479
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Well, a toilet is a "Dunny" so perhaps "Dunkin'"? (Remind me not to go to Dunkin' Donuts again, please)
 Yam: @Scoo Id expect the Australian term to be loggy woggle or something
 Scoo: "Scuze me mate, I'm poopin'"
 a robot: Checking out #257057
Image 257055   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
704
 
 raditzu: It's full of stars!
 Mr. Shine: *dramatic opera chorus in Latin*
 Shay: Checking out #257055
 a robot: "Hey what's that weird giant bunny looking at?"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Where's that ceiling cat?"
Image 257054   07-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
700
 
 Mr. Shine: Cat.
Image 257053   07-12-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
517
 
 Robespierre: "Oh, the good life, full of fun, seems to be the ideeeeeeeeeal..."
 Mr. Shine: /if I ever/ LOOOOOOOSE my faith in youuuuu/
 dangerkeith3000: "Where have all the cowboys gone!?"
Image 257052   07-12-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Image 257051 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jackthesmack. We'll pray for you, jackthesmack.
Score:
354
 
 Mr. Shine: Adoption is a beautiful thing.
 dangerkeith3000: Quacktastic!
 a robot: that's pretty ducking cute!
Image 257050   07-12-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
406
 
 Mr. Shine: "I found a LOT of sticks!"
 dangerkeith3000: I'd trust him with my life savings.
Image 257049   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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