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268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: "I found a LOT of sticks!"
 dangerkeith3000: I'd trust him with my life savings.
Image 257049   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
240
 
 Teechur: Hey! Two bucks! That's my life savings. Should have trusted the dog in #257049
 Mad Collager: The buck on the left has his good points.
 Mr. Shine: The bucks stop here?
 Shay: Where's the bang?
 NFLitGirl: Those are some big bucks
Image 257048   07-12-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
497
 
Image 257047   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
686
 
 a robot: She weighs five and a half floofs
Image 257046   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
330
 
 grace: @KingTrebek Or glass ones?
 KingTrebek: @Felicity Do Androids Dream of Electric Teats?
 Mr. Shine: Classic! Elementary school libraries were the best place for jokes like these.
 waffle iron: Boob K. Dick
Image 257045   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
145
 
 some guy : LED*
 Amy Housewine: DownLoadable Cat
 antipatterns: @Shay okay so I took this as pointing out how often DLC "improves" aspects of the game while missing what the players actually liked about the game in the first place. The TV is "better" but the cat is not pleased.
 Back Door Dan: So DLC here is short for downloadable content, but only because it happens to coincide with when TVs got slimmer?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay THANK YOU. NOW I UNDERSTAND THE 'JOKE'.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 antipatterns: that's an old cat.
 Shay: A better comparison for before/after DLC (downloadable content) would be wasting quarters to play an arcade game in 1981 to wasting money to play a certain character in a game.
 dangerkeith3000: And I still don't understand it.
 dangerkeith3000: I had to look up DLC to understand this.
 sundragon: DLC?
 tib gubb: thanks, obama
Image 257044   07-12-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
357
 
 Bill Rye: Hey hey hey!!
 Kaviri: I don't mind GMO's.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i fuckin love pesticides!!! really give my food some punch. also i post what i want.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't all food organic tho? The plant and animal and fungus based ones?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Or as our parents called it - "food"
Image 257043   07-12-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
215
 
 Dank Means: @grizzly lolol
 Knice: 'Thin Feel' is when she goes to hug you and you stop her half-way around so she never finds out your true circumference.
 Mr. Shine: Heyooooo
 tib gubb: i thought that line was clever, when i was 16
 grizzly: Well, that's just good customer service.
Image 257042   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
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 Jason Steak: @Mr. Shine lol it's what every girl dreams of.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee well, it's workin'!
 firesoup: @kinggheedra they are 'crop circles' spun by a Japanese puffer fish to attract a mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: After sea-lettuce and sea-cucumber comes sea-blancmange..
 XLY: this is when the bass dropped
 Sage: @kinggheedra art made by fish in sand says google.
 SuedeOxford: Ur mom sat down on the opposite side of the planet.
 kinggheedra: what is this i don't feel like reverse image searching
Image 257041   07-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
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 Side Boob: Borkf +1
 lecj07: Would listen to this mixtape.
 Alaskan: Baby did the superhero landing
Image 257040   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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