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257638  dangerkeith3000: @petepuma I think that is St. Peter.

257650  sparename: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nooo, it's Tubaman

257640  dangerkeith3000: And then he struck gold and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars.

257633  Felicity: Kitteny soft

257636  Felicity: He rotates his body as he continues pressing the dog against it

257648  dangerkeith3000: I'm on a roll.

257650  dangerkeith3000: This person is really horny.

257646  Shay: Even lions get a hankering for California cheeseburgers too.

257626  Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257648  Shay: I thought it was "kitty slash bread".

257641  Otterman: They were in the bath because Mr. Pinchy got dirty chasing birds in the yard.

257605  Ironass: You woke me up for this?

257618  Ironass: I know I'm Siamese, but draw me like one of your French Cats.

257650  Knice: I like Torsohorn!

255791  Mr Bleak: That'll stop the bugger stealing my milk!

257643  Amy Housewine: "Heaventh ta murgatroyd, what wath I doing latht night"

255802  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk All cats are born ready filleted. Go look at a cat sleeping on a shelf of books and you'll see what I mean.

257644  Ironass: Zoidberg apparently isn't feeling well.

257634  Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257646  Ironass: I didn't know lion cubs were born that way.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257595 petepuma: anyway here's wonderwall

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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Score:
330
 
 Felicity: @KingTrebek Or glass ones?
 KingTrebek: @Felicity Do Androids Dream of Electric Teats?
 Mr. Shine: Classic! Elementary school libraries were the best place for jokes like these.
 Felicity: Boob K. Dick
Image 257045   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
145
 
 some guy : LED*
 Amy Housewine: DownLoadable Cat
 antipatterns: @Shay okay so I took this as pointing out how often DLC "improves" aspects of the game while missing what the players actually liked about the game in the first place. The TV is "better" but the cat is not pleased.
 Felicity: So DLC here is short for downloadable content, but only because it happens to coincide with when TVs got slimmer?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay THANK YOU. NOW I UNDERSTAND THE 'JOKE'.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 antipatterns: that's an old cat.
 Shay: A better comparison for before/after DLC (downloadable content) would be wasting quarters to play an arcade game in 1981 to wasting money to play a certain character in a game.
 dangerkeith3000: And I still don't understand it.
 dangerkeith3000: I had to look up DLC to understand this.
 Felicity: DLC?
 tib gubb: thanks, obama
Image 257044   07-12-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
297
 
 Bill Rye: Hey hey hey!!
 Kaviri: I don't mind GMO's.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i fuckin love pesticides!!! really give my food some punch. also i post what i want.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't all food organic tho? The plant and animal and fungus based ones?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Or as our parents called it - "food"
Image 257043   07-12-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
215
 
 Dank Means: @grizzly lolol
 Knice: 'Thin Feel' is when she goes to hug you and you stop her half-way around so she never finds out your true circumference.
 Mr. Shine: Heyooooo
 tib gubb: i thought that line was clever, when i was 16
 grizzly: Well, that's just good customer service.
Image 257042   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
587
 
 WannaBee: @Mr. Shine lol it's what every girl dreams of.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee well, it's workin'!
 WannaBee: @kinggheedra they are 'crop circles' spun by a Japanese puffer fish to attract a mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: After sea-lettuce and sea-cucumber comes sea-blancmange..
 XLY: this is when the bass dropped
 Sage: @kinggheedra art made by fish in sand says google.
 SuedeOxford: Ur mom sat down on the opposite side of the planet.
 kinggheedra: what is this i don't feel like reverse image searching
Image 257041   07-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
366
 
 Side Boob: Borkf +1
 lecj07: Would listen to this mixtape.
 Felicity: Baby did the superhero landing
Image 257040   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
310
 
 Mr. Shine: Handsome fellow!
 a robot: Dog.
Image 257039   07-12-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
536
 
 Mr. Shine: Mid-wag.
 a robot: Puppy.
Image 257038   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
390
 
 Robespierre: Protectors of the universe
 Mr. Shine: Welcome to our house!
 a robot: DOG AND PUPPY!
Image 257037   07-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
416
 
 Kaviri: Jesus Christ.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs better than the original title pitch: "Touched by an uncle."
 sparenamelaptopdied: An Australian lesbian, no less
 SuedeOxford: These Chuck Tingle books are starting to get a little pathetic.
 dobbiesdoogs: is that the porn version of that della reese show?
 Not A Bot: No one? Alright, my turn, then: There's a secret area with a medkit behind that.
 Knice: Same.
Image 257036   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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