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267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Not A Bot
3. DrNinjaman
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7. MrBoffo
8. VeeKay
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267543 tib gubb: cia got him pushing too many pencils

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (788 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (740 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (739 points)


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 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3214 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2267 points
 5. toad: 2147 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2133 points
 7. Nope: 1838 points
 8. static xyz: 1632 points
 9. Mustyrats: 1536 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
14. time is wastin: 1418 points
15. teletub: 1408 points
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 Dank Means: @grizzly lolol
 Knice: 'Thin Feel' is when she goes to hug you and you stop her half-way around so she never finds out your true circumference.
 Mr. Shine: Heyooooo
 tib gubb: i thought that line was clever, when i was 16
 grizzly: Well, that's just good customer service.
Image 257042   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
587
 
 Jason Steak: @Mr. Shine lol it's what every girl dreams of.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee well, it's workin'!
 firesoup: @kinggheedra they are 'crop circles' spun by a Japanese puffer fish to attract a mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: After sea-lettuce and sea-cucumber comes sea-blancmange..
 XLY: this is when the bass dropped
 Sage: @kinggheedra art made by fish in sand says google.
 SuedeOxford: Ur mom sat down on the opposite side of the planet.
 kinggheedra: what is this i don't feel like reverse image searching
Image 257041   07-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Borkf +1
 lecj07: Would listen to this mixtape.
 Alaskan: Baby did the superhero landing
Image 257040   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
338
 
 Mr. Shine: Handsome fellow!
 a robot: Dog.
Image 257039   07-12-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
560
 
 Mr. Shine: Mid-wag.
 a robot: Puppy.
Image 257038   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
417
 
 Robespierre: Protectors of the universe
 Mr. Shine: Welcome to our house!
 a robot: DOG AND PUPPY!
Image 257037   07-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
416
 
 Kaviri: Jesus Christ.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs better than the original title pitch: "Touched by an uncle."
 sparenamelaptopdied: An Australian lesbian, no less
 SuedeOxford: These Chuck Tingle books are starting to get a little pathetic.
 dobbiesdoogs: is that the porn version of that della reese show?
 Not A Bot: No one? Alright, my turn, then: There's a secret area with a medkit behind that.
 Knice: Same.
Image 257036   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
536
 
 well duh: Pharrell Ferrell looks a lot like Bruno Kirby with the military haircut in 'Good Morning Vietnam'.
 dangerkeith3000: Will Williams is an attractive man.
 Ironass: @jochenau Ah, but the question is will Will Williams?
 jochenau: If he abandons civilization and lives in the woods with a pack of wolves he becomes Feral Pharrell Ferrell.
Image 257035   07-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
419
 
 Robespierre: Watery whiskey - must be Canadian
 Kaviri: Would you like a little whiskey with that cup of ice?
 Mad Collager: Move over coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
 bug: Should have made a screwdriver.
Image 257034   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
108
 
 obboma: "Love is in the air, thank you" Is that the reason you're closed Sunday?
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo it's a vague ant *store*
 Scoo: What is this, vague store hours for ants?
Image 257033   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
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