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272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.



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Score:
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 Jason Steak: @Mr. Shine lol it's what every girl dreams of.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee well, it's workin'!
 firesoup: @kinggheedra they are 'crop circles' spun by a Japanese puffer fish to attract a mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: After sea-lettuce and sea-cucumber comes sea-blancmange..
 XLY: this is when the bass dropped
 Sage: @kinggheedra art made by fish in sand says google.
 SuedeOxford: Ur mom sat down on the opposite side of the planet.
 kinggheedra: what is this i don't feel like reverse image searching
Image 257041   07-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Borkf +1
 lecj07: Would listen to this mixtape.
 Alaskan: Baby did the superhero landing
Image 257040   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
338
 
 Mr. Shine: Handsome fellow!
 a robot: Dog.
Image 257039   07-12-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
560
 
 Mr. Shine: Mid-wag.
 a robot: Puppy.
Image 257038   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
417
 
 Robespierre: Protectors of the universe
 Mr. Shine: Welcome to our house!
 a robot: DOG AND PUPPY!
Image 257037   07-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
416
 
 Kaviri: Jesus Christ.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs better than the original title pitch: "Touched by an uncle."
 sparenamelaptopdied: An Australian lesbian, no less
 SuedeOxford: These Chuck Tingle books are starting to get a little pathetic.
 dobbiesdoogs: is that the porn version of that della reese show?
 Not A Bot: No one? Alright, my turn, then: There's a secret area with a medkit behind that.
 Knice: Same.
Image 257036   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
536
 
 well duh: Pharrell Ferrell looks a lot like Bruno Kirby with the military haircut in 'Good Morning Vietnam'.
 dangerkeith3000: Will Williams is an attractive man.
 Ironass: @jochenau Ah, but the question is will Will Williams?
 jochenau: If he abandons civilization and lives in the woods with a pack of wolves he becomes Feral Pharrell Ferrell.
Image 257035   07-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
419
 
 Robespierre: Watery whiskey - must be Canadian
 Kaviri: Would you like a little whiskey with that cup of ice?
 Mad Collager: Move over coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
 bug: Should have made a screwdriver.
Image 257034   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
108
 
 obboma: "Love is in the air, thank you" Is that the reason you're closed Sunday?
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo it's a vague ant *store*
 Scoo: What is this, vague store hours for ants?
Image 257033   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
660
 
 Mr. Shine: @Zukero you mean ComCat?
 Zukero: He works for Comcast
 Teechur: I knew a guy who used a ferret for running wires over acoustic tile ceilings. Trained it to run to the other opening.
 Mr. Shine: Sunroof Cat has solved your wiring issues.
 sparenamelaptopdied: No more room down there, Things fall into place, You get the joke, fall into place
 Shay: "Fuck you and your network!"
 Sparkplug: Well here's your problem.
 a robot: Ceiling cat is watching......always watching
Image 257032   07-12-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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