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268624  fanny: goddamnit people

268621  Prostata: finally an optical illusion I can really get behind

268639  Nope: Racist

268644  Nope: For those heavy flow days

268617  smusher: @wolfpk - I plead the filth

268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

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10. Annoying Vegan



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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (802 points)
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moogerator uploaded 268274 (775 points)
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Cyka uploaded 268401 (703 points)
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 5. VeeKay: 1776 points
 6. Sydney: 1597 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
 8. Shay: 1551 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Cyka: 1482 points
11. frenk: 1474 points
12. Murm Gungus: 1433 points
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Score:
560
 
 Mr. Shine: Mid-wag.
 a robot: Puppy.
Image 257038   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
417
 
 Robespierre: Protectors of the universe
 Mr. Shine: Welcome to our house!
 a robot: DOG AND PUPPY!
Image 257037   07-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
416
 
 Kaviri: Jesus Christ.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs better than the original title pitch: "Touched by an uncle."
 sparenamelaptopdied: An Australian lesbian, no less
 SuedeOxford: These Chuck Tingle books are starting to get a little pathetic.
 dobbiesdoogs: is that the porn version of that della reese show?
 Not A Bot: No one? Alright, my turn, then: There's a secret area with a medkit behind that.
 Knice: Same.
Image 257036   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
536
 
 well duh: Pharrell Ferrell looks a lot like Bruno Kirby with the military haircut in 'Good Morning Vietnam'.
 dangerkeith3000: Will Williams is an attractive man.
 Ironass: @jochenau Ah, but the question is will Will Williams?
 jochenau: If he abandons civilization and lives in the woods with a pack of wolves he becomes Feral Pharrell Ferrell.
Image 257035   07-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
419
 
 Robespierre: Watery whiskey - must be Canadian
 Kaviri: Would you like a little whiskey with that cup of ice?
 Mad Collager: Move over coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
 bug: Should have made a screwdriver.
Image 257034   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
108
 
 obboma: "Love is in the air, thank you" Is that the reason you're closed Sunday?
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo it's a vague ant *store*
 Scoo: What is this, vague store hours for ants?
Image 257033   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
660
 
 Mr. Shine: @Zukero you mean ComCat?
 Zukero: He works for Comcast
 Teechur: I knew a guy who used a ferret for running wires over acoustic tile ceilings. Trained it to run to the other opening.
 Mr. Shine: Sunroof Cat has solved your wiring issues.
 sparenamelaptopdied: No more room down there, Things fall into place, You get the joke, fall into place
 Shay: "Fuck you and your network!"
 Sparkplug: Well here's your problem.
 a robot: Ceiling cat is watching......always watching
Image 257032   07-12-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Image 257031 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by male anon. You have brought shame on us, male anon.
Score:
471
 
 Ironass: Oh My God!!! Ceiling cat really is watching!!!
Image 257030   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
168
 
 dangerkeith3000: I'm too old the get the last reference.
 SuedeOxford: Mfw Jesus pees lobsters
Image 257029   07-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
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