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268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Dr Awkward
6. Not A Bot
7. Felicity
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

time is wastin uploaded 267933 (1024 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
celebgate uploaded 267795 (710 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4392 points
 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
417
 
 Robespierre: Protectors of the universe
 Mr. Shine: Welcome to our house!
 a robot: DOG AND PUPPY!
Image 257037   07-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
416
 
 Kaviri: Jesus Christ.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs better than the original title pitch: "Touched by an uncle."
 sparenamelaptopdied: An Australian lesbian, no less
 SuedeOxford: These Chuck Tingle books are starting to get a little pathetic.
 dobbiesdoogs: is that the porn version of that della reese show?
 Not A Bot: No one? Alright, my turn, then: There's a secret area with a medkit behind that.
 Knice: Same.
Image 257036   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
536
 
 well duh: Pharrell Ferrell looks a lot like Bruno Kirby with the military haircut in 'Good Morning Vietnam'.
 dangerkeith3000: Will Williams is an attractive man.
 Ironass: @jochenau Ah, but the question is will Will Williams?
 jochenau: If he abandons civilization and lives in the woods with a pack of wolves he becomes Feral Pharrell Ferrell.
Image 257035   07-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
419
 
 Robespierre: Watery whiskey - must be Canadian
 Kaviri: Would you like a little whiskey with that cup of ice?
 Mad Collager: Move over coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
 bug: Should have made a screwdriver.
Image 257034   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
108
 
 obboma: "Love is in the air, thank you" Is that the reason you're closed Sunday?
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo it's a vague ant *store*
 Scoo: What is this, vague store hours for ants?
Image 257033   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
660
 
 Mr. Shine: @Zukero you mean ComCat?
 Zukero: He works for Comcast
 Teechur: I knew a guy who used a ferret for running wires over acoustic tile ceilings. Trained it to run to the other opening.
 Mr. Shine: Sunroof Cat has solved your wiring issues.
 sparenamelaptopdied: No more room down there, Things fall into place, You get the joke, fall into place
 Shay: "Fuck you and your network!"
 Sparkplug: Well here's your problem.
 a robot: Ceiling cat is watching......always watching
Image 257032   07-12-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Image 257031 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by male anon. You have brought shame on us, male anon.
Score:
471
 
 Ironass: Oh My God!!! Ceiling cat really is watching!!!
Image 257030   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
168
 
 dangerkeith3000: I'm too old the get the last reference.
 SuedeOxford: Mfw Jesus pees lobsters
Image 257029   07-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
350
 
 dangerkeith3000: Pickle Rick, then?
 TurkeyVulture: Hardware store sign horn.
 a robot: Ugly bags of mostly water
 Mad Collager: Aah, but sometimes we're anxious cucumbers with cucumbers.
 tib gubb: closer to 70%, much like the earth's surface
 Mad Collager: Aah, but sometimes we're anxious cucumbers with cucumbers.
Image 257028   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
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