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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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Score:
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 Shay: U....P....Y....O....U...R...S....Up yours?!?
 Mr. Shine: This turtle is haunted!
Image 257007   07-12-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
326
 
 MikeWhiskey: @AdaMan Magnetbox
 AdaMan: @Felicity *Sorny
 obboma: It has Sony guts
 tib gubb: IT'S THE SAME THING -- no, really. probably comes from the same factory and everything
 Science: Do you want long nipples? Because this is how you get long nipples.
 Mr. Shine: Well. I know which ones *I'm* getting!
 Robespierre: 1 item, 387 slightly different packaging iterations - AliBaba globalization at its finest
Image 257006   07-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
478
 
 Boxy: Good job, pupper. I always pick yellow when I play Carcassone too.
 a robot: That pup looks like an exceptionally cute loaf of bread
 Mr. Shine: Sweet dicebag!
 Robespierre: Pupper is cloyingly sweet
Image 257005   07-12-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
442
 
 tib gubb: lol guess who's not getting dinner tonight
 VoR: Well I ain't gonna lose any sleep.
 dangerkeith3000: Abraham and Sarah broke up? They left that part out of the bible.
Image 257004   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
548
 
 aeroaero: hahahahahaha
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre he heard you.
 Robespierre: Yo, Antenna Ears!
 dangerkeith3000: How much is that doggy in the window?
 Teechur: This Batmobile is weird.
Image 257003   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
551
 
 antipatterns: ALL BALLER'S LEAGUE
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i knew a guy who said he got his ass thoroughly kicked by amish dudes for trying to steal their money can from a road side veggie stand. he deserved it.
 Mr. Shine: Get outta here with that weak sauce, Ezekiel!
 dangerkeith3000: @InfiniteZero Shkrew you, Trebek.
Image 257002   07-12-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
366
 
 Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, leave the hamster out of this!
 Robespierre: Paybacks something something
 dangerkeith3000: I see a "I swear doc, I tripped and accidentally sat on it" in his future.
 bug: The origins of two bizarre fetishes.
Image 257001   07-12-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
169
 
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'll check it out! Thank you.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: I switched to a mix of Natures Gate and Avalon Organics. My hairline was receiving g at age 26 and seemed to stop or slow dramatically after switching. 34 now and not much change from 26
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 ...or someone will cook with it.
 tib gubb: it's also a stereotype that a man will spend far less of a portion of income on hair care products, though this is certainly not true in every case!
 grizzly: @VoR man pie. I'm gonna be saying that all week.
 VoR: @VoR hah. Men pie.
 VoR: @grizzly you now no longer fit in the men pie
 grizzly: I've begun to lose my hair so I have been really interested in a healthy shampoo.
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure it doesn't just say 'poo'
 Uncle Phil: I kinda want to make a brand of cosmetics that are black and yellow striped for when you just want some fucking shampoo. It would probably have to be !@#% brand to get on the shelves.
 VoR: Oh man. I hate it when it doesn't say shampoo but I already got home
Image 257000   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
323
 
 BavidDowie: Househorn
 Vault Dweller: OK. Have a nice life with yourself
 Shay: Blackadder takes a dark turn.
 tib gubb: self-aware personality disorders are best personality disorders
 dangerkeith3000: Me, too, man. Me too.
 Not A Bot: Your dumb movie had only one cool bit. She's browsing AG.
Image 256999   07-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
97
 
 BavidDowie: Maybe "do the exact same" is "give a nice giftcard"? That's how I read it.
 Sadpygmy: She doesn't seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody has got the passive-aggressive thing down.
 bug: Looks like you deserved the Irish farewell.
 obboma: How long does it take to give a gift card to a person taking a shower?
 Annoying Vegan : *clicks [unfriend]*
 Yam: Wow, pissy!
Image 256998   07-12-18   Uploaded by    durian
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