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268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

267978  MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

268131  Felicity: @FabricMan Children are our future. We have the technology

268126  MrBoffo: Worst bagels EVER

268135  MrBoffo: "More spinach"

267978  ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky

268146  MrBoffo: Maggoty

268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

268164  dangerkeith3000: Spork pick.

268141  Shay: I usually go see Winona when I go to Allure.

268159  Shay: This is what dogs do when you're at work during the day.

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

267978 MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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Score:
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 MikeWhiskey: @AdaMan Magnetbox
 AdaMan: @Felicity *Sorny
 obboma: It has Sony guts
 tib gubb: IT'S THE SAME THING -- no, really. probably comes from the same factory and everything
 Science: Do you want long nipples? Because this is how you get long nipples.
 Mr. Shine: Well. I know which ones *I'm* getting!
 Robespierre: 1 item, 387 slightly different packaging iterations - AliBaba globalization at its finest
Image 257006   07-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
478
 
 Boxy: Good job, pupper. I always pick yellow when I play Carcassone too.
 a robot: That pup looks like an exceptionally cute loaf of bread
 Mr. Shine: Sweet dicebag!
 Robespierre: Pupper is cloyingly sweet
Image 257005   07-12-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
442
 
 tib gubb: lol guess who's not getting dinner tonight
 VoR: Well I ain't gonna lose any sleep.
 dangerkeith3000: Abraham and Sarah broke up? They left that part out of the bible.
Image 257004   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
548
 
 aeroaero: hahahahahaha
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre he heard you.
 Robespierre: Yo, Antenna Ears!
 dangerkeith3000: How much is that doggy in the window?
 Teechur: This Batmobile is weird.
Image 257003   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
551
 
 antipatterns: ALL BALLER'S LEAGUE
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i knew a guy who said he got his ass thoroughly kicked by amish dudes for trying to steal their money can from a road side veggie stand. he deserved it.
 Mr. Shine: Get outta here with that weak sauce, Ezekiel!
 dangerkeith3000: @InfiniteZero Shkrew you, Trebek.
Image 257002   07-12-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
366
 
 Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, leave the hamster out of this!
 Robespierre: Paybacks something something
 dangerkeith3000: I see a "I swear doc, I tripped and accidentally sat on it" in his future.
 bug: The origins of two bizarre fetishes.
Image 257001   07-12-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
169
 
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'll check it out! Thank you.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: I switched to a mix of Natures Gate and Avalon Organics. My hairline was receiving g at age 26 and seemed to stop or slow dramatically after switching. 34 now and not much change from 26
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 ...or someone will cook with it.
 tib gubb: it's also a stereotype that a man will spend far less of a portion of income on hair care products, though this is certainly not true in every case!
 grizzly: @VoR man pie. I'm gonna be saying that all week.
 VoR: @VoR hah. Men pie.
 VoR: @grizzly you now no longer fit in the men pie
 grizzly: I've begun to lose my hair so I have been really interested in a healthy shampoo.
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure it doesn't just say 'poo'
 Uncle Phil: I kinda want to make a brand of cosmetics that are black and yellow striped for when you just want some fucking shampoo. It would probably have to be !@#% brand to get on the shelves.
 VoR: Oh man. I hate it when it doesn't say shampoo but I already got home
Image 257000   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
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 BavidDowie: Househorn
 Vault Dweller: OK. Have a nice life with yourself
 Shay: Blackadder takes a dark turn.
 tib gubb: self-aware personality disorders are best personality disorders
 dangerkeith3000: Me, too, man. Me too.
 Not A Bot: Your dumb movie had only one cool bit. She's browsing AG.
Image 256999   07-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Maybe "do the exact same" is "give a nice giftcard"? That's how I read it.
 Sadpygmy: She doesn't seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody has got the passive-aggressive thing down.
 bug: Looks like you deserved the Irish farewell.
 obboma: How long does it take to give a gift card to a person taking a shower?
 Annoying Vegan : *clicks [unfriend]*
 Yam: Wow, pissy!
Image 256998   07-12-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
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 FireBreathingMarmot: The engineer wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 VoR: This image is half full. The bit we do have isnt going to kill me but I think I'm worse off as a result
Image 256997   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
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