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258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too



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 tib gubb: lol guess who's not getting dinner tonight
 VoR: Well I ain't gonna lose any sleep.
 dangerkeith3000: Abraham and Sarah broke up? They left that part out of the bible.
Image 257004   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
524
 
 aeroaero: hahahahahaha
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre he heard you.
 Robespierre: Yo, Antenna Ears!
 dangerkeith3000: How much is that doggy in the window?
 Teechur: This Batmobile is weird.
Image 257003   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
551
 
 antipatterns: ALL BALLER'S LEAGUE
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i knew a guy who said he got his ass thoroughly kicked by amish dudes for trying to steal their money can from a road side veggie stand. he deserved it.
 Mr. Shine: Get outta here with that weak sauce, Ezekiel!
 dangerkeith3000: @InfiniteZero Shkrew you, Trebek.
Image 257002   07-12-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
366
 
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, leave the hamster out of this!
 Robespierre: Paybacks something something
 dangerkeith3000: I see a "I swear doc, I tripped and accidentally sat on it" in his future.
 bug: The origins of two bizarre fetishes.
Image 257001   07-12-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
169
 
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'll check it out! Thank you.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: I switched to a mix of Natures Gate and Avalon Organics. My hairline was receiving g at age 26 and seemed to stop or slow dramatically after switching. 34 now and not much change from 26
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 ...or someone will cook with it.
 tib gubb: it's also a stereotype that a man will spend far less of a portion of income on hair care products, though this is certainly not true in every case!
 grizzly: @VoR man pie. I'm gonna be saying that all week.
 VoR: @VoR hah. Men pie.
 VoR: @grizzly you now no longer fit in the men pie
 grizzly: I've begun to lose my hair so I have been really interested in a healthy shampoo.
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure it doesn't just say 'poo'
 Uncle Phil: I kinda want to make a brand of cosmetics that are black and yellow striped for when you just want some fucking shampoo. It would probably have to be !@#% brand to get on the shelves.
 VoR: Oh man. I hate it when it doesn't say shampoo but I already got home
Image 257000   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
287
 
 BavidDowie: Househorn
 Felicity: OK. Have a nice life with yourself
 Shay: Blackadder takes a dark turn.
 tib gubb: self-aware personality disorders are best personality disorders
 dangerkeith3000: Me, too, man. Me too.
 Not A Bot: Your dumb movie had only one cool bit. She's browsing AG.
Image 256999   07-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
97
 
 BavidDowie: Maybe "do the exact same" is "give a nice giftcard"? That's how I read it.
 Sadpygmy: She doesn't seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody has got the passive-aggressive thing down.
 bug: Looks like you deserved the Irish farewell.
 Felicity: How long does it take to give a gift card to a person taking a shower?
 Annoying Vegan : *clicks [unfriend]*
 Yam: Wow, pissy!
Image 256998   07-12-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
57
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: The engineer wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 VoR: This image is half full. The bit we do have isnt going to kill me but I think I'm worse off as a result
Image 256997   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
447
 
 a robot: My cat is in basically this exact position right now and I had to move her to type this comment
 Mr. Shine: Hey there!
 Felicity: Don't forget the cat!
Image 256996   07-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
406
 
 lecj07: @Prostata My Twix did this when she had been bad. If we had to go out all day she would take exactly one piece of trash out of the can and leave it within 3 feet of the can. She would give us this look and whine apologetically when we came home.
 Mr. Shine: Its gonna be ok, doggy, I promise.
 Robespierre: "Are you food yet?"
 dangerkeith3000: *in the arms of an angel....fly away from here...*
 Minnesotan: this is what it sounds like when dogs cry
 Prostata: what's wrong, buddy?
Image 256995   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
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