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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 tib gubb: lol guess who's not getting dinner tonight
 VoR: Well I ain't gonna lose any sleep.
 dangerkeith3000: Abraham and Sarah broke up? They left that part out of the bible.
Image 257004   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
548
 
 aeroaero: hahahahahaha
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre he heard you.
 Robespierre: Yo, Antenna Ears!
 dangerkeith3000: How much is that doggy in the window?
 Teechur: This Batmobile is weird.
Image 257003   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
551
 
 antipatterns: ALL BALLER'S LEAGUE
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i knew a guy who said he got his ass thoroughly kicked by amish dudes for trying to steal their money can from a road side veggie stand. he deserved it.
 Mr. Shine: Get outta here with that weak sauce, Ezekiel!
 dangerkeith3000: @InfiniteZero Shkrew you, Trebek.
Image 257002   07-12-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
366
 
 Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, leave the hamster out of this!
 Robespierre: Paybacks something something
 dangerkeith3000: I see a "I swear doc, I tripped and accidentally sat on it" in his future.
 bug: The origins of two bizarre fetishes.
Image 257001   07-12-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
169
 
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'll check it out! Thank you.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: I switched to a mix of Natures Gate and Avalon Organics. My hairline was receiving g at age 26 and seemed to stop or slow dramatically after switching. 34 now and not much change from 26
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 ...or someone will cook with it.
 tib gubb: it's also a stereotype that a man will spend far less of a portion of income on hair care products, though this is certainly not true in every case!
 grizzly: @VoR man pie. I'm gonna be saying that all week.
 VoR: @VoR hah. Men pie.
 VoR: @grizzly you now no longer fit in the men pie
 grizzly: I've begun to lose my hair so I have been really interested in a healthy shampoo.
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure it doesn't just say 'poo'
 Uncle Phil: I kinda want to make a brand of cosmetics that are black and yellow striped for when you just want some fucking shampoo. It would probably have to be !@#% brand to get on the shelves.
 VoR: Oh man. I hate it when it doesn't say shampoo but I already got home
Image 257000   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
323
 
 BavidDowie: Househorn
 Vault Dweller: OK. Have a nice life with yourself
 Shay: Blackadder takes a dark turn.
 tib gubb: self-aware personality disorders are best personality disorders
 dangerkeith3000: Me, too, man. Me too.
 Not A Bot: Your dumb movie had only one cool bit. She's browsing AG.
Image 256999   07-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
97
 
 BavidDowie: Maybe "do the exact same" is "give a nice giftcard"? That's how I read it.
 Sadpygmy: She doesn't seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody has got the passive-aggressive thing down.
 bug: Looks like you deserved the Irish farewell.
 obboma: How long does it take to give a gift card to a person taking a shower?
 Annoying Vegan : *clicks [unfriend]*
 Yam: Wow, pissy!
Image 256998   07-12-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
57
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: The engineer wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 VoR: This image is half full. The bit we do have isnt going to kill me but I think I'm worse off as a result
Image 256997   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
498
 
 a robot: My cat is in basically this exact position right now and I had to move her to type this comment
 Mr. Shine: Hey there!
 Tiny Butt: Don't forget the cat!
Image 256996   07-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
433
 
 lecj07: @Prostata My Twix did this when she had been bad. If we had to go out all day she would take exactly one piece of trash out of the can and leave it within 3 feet of the can. She would give us this look and whine apologetically when we came home.
 Mr. Shine: Its gonna be ok, doggy, I promise.
 Robespierre: "Are you food yet?"
 dangerkeith3000: *in the arms of an angel....fly away from here...*
 Minnesotan: this is what it sounds like when dogs cry
 Prostata: what's wrong, buddy?
Image 256995   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
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