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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, leave the hamster out of this!
 Robespierre: Paybacks something something
 dangerkeith3000: I see a "I swear doc, I tripped and accidentally sat on it" in his future.
 bug: The origins of two bizarre fetishes.
Image 257001   07-12-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
169
 
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'll check it out! Thank you.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: I switched to a mix of Natures Gate and Avalon Organics. My hairline was receiving g at age 26 and seemed to stop or slow dramatically after switching. 34 now and not much change from 26
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 ...or someone will cook with it.
 tib gubb: it's also a stereotype that a man will spend far less of a portion of income on hair care products, though this is certainly not true in every case!
 grizzly: @VoR man pie. I'm gonna be saying that all week.
 VoR: @VoR hah. Men pie.
 VoR: @grizzly you now no longer fit in the men pie
 grizzly: I've begun to lose my hair so I have been really interested in a healthy shampoo.
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure it doesn't just say 'poo'
 Uncle Phil: I kinda want to make a brand of cosmetics that are black and yellow striped for when you just want some fucking shampoo. It would probably have to be !@#% brand to get on the shelves.
 VoR: Oh man. I hate it when it doesn't say shampoo but I already got home
Image 257000   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
323
 
 BavidDowie: Househorn
 Vault Dweller: OK. Have a nice life with yourself
 Shay: Blackadder takes a dark turn.
 tib gubb: self-aware personality disorders are best personality disorders
 dangerkeith3000: Me, too, man. Me too.
 Not A Bot: Your dumb movie had only one cool bit. She's browsing AG.
Image 256999   07-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
97
 
 BavidDowie: Maybe "do the exact same" is "give a nice giftcard"? That's how I read it.
 Sadpygmy: She doesn't seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody has got the passive-aggressive thing down.
 bug: Looks like you deserved the Irish farewell.
 obboma: How long does it take to give a gift card to a person taking a shower?
 Annoying Vegan : *clicks [unfriend]*
 Yam: Wow, pissy!
Image 256998   07-12-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
57
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: The engineer wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 VoR: This image is half full. The bit we do have isnt going to kill me but I think I'm worse off as a result
Image 256997   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
498
 
 a robot: My cat is in basically this exact position right now and I had to move her to type this comment
 Mr. Shine: Hey there!
 Tiny Butt: Don't forget the cat!
Image 256996   07-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
433
 
 lecj07: @Prostata My Twix did this when she had been bad. If we had to go out all day she would take exactly one piece of trash out of the can and leave it within 3 feet of the can. She would give us this look and whine apologetically when we came home.
 Mr. Shine: Its gonna be ok, doggy, I promise.
 Robespierre: "Are you food yet?"
 dangerkeith3000: *in the arms of an angel....fly away from here...*
 Minnesotan: this is what it sounds like when dogs cry
 Prostata: what's wrong, buddy?
Image 256995   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
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 Shay: X-Men member Storm likes to screw around with North America every once and awhile.
 Mr. Shine: @trelyate it IS.
 grizzly: @grizzly I yell that at my television whenever this occurs. I don't care who might be around.
 grizzly: Weather dick!
 dangerkeith3000: Newfoundland is getting the money shot.
 trelyate: makes Florida look really inadequate
 bug: I guess that makes Baja the rectum. Makes sense.
 fanny: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN
 Whatever: And here we see Scott Pruitts policies hardening up across America before the inevitable flaccidity drops it
 Knice: Forecast calls for snow and skeet.
Image 256994   07-12-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: The other army ran out of arrows.
 hajjpodge: GENTLE SIRS.
 GTA VII: @dangerkeith3000 Aw! I almost said Sir Camellot, but then I didn't. Now I wish I had, then you could have said what you were gonna say!
 necronomicon: Tracheotomy Man!
 tib gubb: sir blaze-a-lot
 sparename: Marlborarmoured
 Robespierre: Tansit needs a shave
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That's what I was gonna say *hrrumph*
 VoR: OK boys if we can't get in then we'll have to smoke I'm out.
 Pickle Dick: Sir Smokesalot
 Urn BooUrn: Robot Masters for Megaman 11 are looking pretty good.
 WTF: "Tis nothing but squamous cell carcinoma"
 Scoo: We get it, you - actually, we don't know what the fuck you do
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 256993   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
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 tib gubb: not homosexual, that's just his name
 Robespierre: ... and your cashier yesterday was Butch, so what does that tell you?
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know Winn Dixie's were still around.
 Uncle Phil: Man some companies are trying a little hard to get on the pride bandwagon.
 VoR: Nice circle.
 Whatever: I thought he was cheerful
 skillet: and FABULOUS!
Image 256992   07-12-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
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