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257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

257911  a robot: Wallpapering your room with, say, anime characters is creepy but at least they are fictional drawings. These are all pictures of the girl from Lazytown who is most definitely a CHILD. Please can we make this gross crap go away

257911  a robot: Jesus Christ, what the everloving fuck is this shit :(

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?



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Score:
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 lecj07: @Prostata My Twix did this when she had been bad. If we had to go out all day she would take exactly one piece of trash out of the can and leave it within 3 feet of the can. She would give us this look and whine apologetically when we came home.
 Mr. Shine: Its gonna be ok, doggy, I promise.
 Robespierre: "Are you food yet?"
 dangerkeith3000: *in the arms of an angel....fly away from here...*
 Minnesotan: this is what it sounds like when dogs cry
 Prostata: what's wrong, buddy?
Image 256995   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
213
 
 Shay: X-Men member Storm likes to screw around with North America every once and awhile.
 Mr. Shine: @trelyate it IS.
 grizzly: @grizzly I yell that at my television whenever this occurs. I don't care who might be around.
 grizzly: Weather dick!
 dangerkeith3000: Newfoundland is getting the money shot.
 trelyate: makes Florida look really inadequate
 bug: I guess that makes Baja the rectum. Makes sense.
 fanny: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN
 Whatever: And here we see Scott Pruitts policies hardening up across America before the inevitable flaccidity drops it
 Knice: Forecast calls for snow and skeet.
Image 256994   07-12-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
478
 
 Amy Housewine: The other army ran out of arrows.
 hajjpodge: GENTLE SIRS.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Aw! I almost said Sir Camellot, but then I didn't. Now I wish I had, then you could have said what you were gonna say!
 necronomicon: Tracheotomy Man!
 tib gubb: sir blaze-a-lot
 sparename: Marlborarmoured
 Robespierre: Tansit needs a shave
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That's what I was gonna say *hrrumph*
 VoR: OK boys if we can't get in then we'll have to smoke I'm out.
 Felicity: Sir Smokesalot
 Urn BooUrn: Robot Masters for Megaman 11 are looking pretty good.
 WTF: "Tis nothing but squamous cell carcinoma"
 Scoo: We get it, you - actually, we don't know what the fuck you do
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 256993   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
358
 
 tib gubb: not homosexual, that's just his name
 Robespierre: ... and your cashier yesterday was Butch, so what does that tell you?
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know Winn Dixie's were still around.
 Uncle Phil: Man some companies are trying a little hard to get on the pride bandwagon.
 VoR: Nice circle.
 Whatever: I thought he was cheerful
 skillet: and FABULOUS!
Image 256992   07-12-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
444
 
 a robot: Congrats on the cat that will eventually move into your house
 Scoo: Go away cat! That's for the raccoons!
Image 256991   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
687
 
 Skinr: @skillet *Twat Pocket
 Peter Pantsless: Steamed hams!
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 Go ask your father.
 dangerkeith3000: What's she doing with her hand in there?
 VoR: Worse things to do in your spare time
 skillet: She's holding a Hot Pocket in her right hand.
 Teechur: @Knice *KABLOOM*
 sparename: Mmmmm, toasted buns..
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 256990   07-12-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
483
 
 Not A Bot: He just LOVES crystal meth. And candy.
 Felicity: Thats a big cat!
Image 256989   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
787
 
 Robespierre: It's Snootsville, daddio
 Scoo: B
 Scoo: O
 Scoo: O
 Scoo: P
 Urn BooUrn: .:Sniff Sniff:.
Image 256988   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
380
 
 VeeKay: CONFORM. CONSUME. OBEY.
 grizzly: Mmm. Veal.
Image 256987   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: I've drank that before - did not disappoint
 VeeKay: Blue Viper
 WTF: aka Thunderbird
 Knice: GIVE
 Not A Bot: I like how you friend 'd***' but not 's***' or 'f***'. See, it's not hard.
Image 256986   07-12-18   Uploaded by    toaster
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