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262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
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 Robespierre: A white sports coat and...
 Annoying Vegan : Corgi wore it better
 Sadbot: Scrappy Doo is taking Jordan Peterson's writing waaaay to seriously
 Yam: Oh good, an excuse to boil him alive
 Shay: Oh I don't care you're disguised as a lobster Scrappy, I'm still gonna get the lobster cracker and enjoy eating you.
Image 256980   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
369
 
 Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.
 charlemagne: buck angel
 dangerkeith3000: Is that a Cum-quat?
 Shay: South Korea's version of American Pie.
 Scoo: VERY awkward, it seems
Image 256979   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
330
 
 BavidDowie: *sighs* That is So hott...
 grizzly: My awkward sexual adventure.
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 I can only speak for myself, but yes, at least one dude
 dangerkeith3000: Matthew Grey Gubler gets all the ladies. And probably dudes if he wanted.
Image 256978   07-12-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
731
 
 Dr. Bathroom: That's adorable. The guy is so proud of his car.
 Robespierre: They look slightly more confused than usual - you can tell by the ear positioning
 bug: Those sheep are going to have interesting nightmares for years.
Image 256977   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
335
 
 Robespierre: What Papa John deserves
 trelyate: Walter White got angry at his wife here.
 sparename: " # Meal around the fountain, Slap me on the pizzio, I'll take it now, Oh # "
 dangerkeith3000: Stay hydrated this summer
Image 256976   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
188
 
 VeeKay: Love some sexy spaghnum moss (check spelling - editor).
 VoR: Spider leg...
 Teechur: This is the answer to the question, "What's brown and sticky?"
 lecj07: @Hyphae Vampire bat. They can't be photographed.
 Hyphae: ... wasn't there supposed to be some cute little critter perched on the end of that twig?
Image 256975   07-12-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: I like the test feedback of "it doesn't work in the rain" fuck's sake
 Robespierre: "... and then he told me 'take a left turn at Trona; you can't miss it.' So where the hell IS Telescope Peak, anyway?"
 Mr. Shine: Fwoosh
 Side Boob: I know it costs a scrillion dollars and only lasts 12 seconds before it breaks, but it's still pretty badass
Image 256974   07-12-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
505
 
 Knice: #256968
 Side Boob: When kittens attack!
 Annoying Vegan : She definitely went to the right house. :)
 Yam: Tricksters!
Image 256973   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
137
 
 Robespierre: @Ihminen Worst drivers/parkers out my way drive Rams, Dodges, or Hyundais. BTW, this is what the mouth of the 2019 RAV-4 is going to look like - saw them being summer tested out south of Death Valley over the weekend.
 Teechur: Amateur. He should have pulled forward another 8 feet.
 Shay: Must be compensating for something...
 dangerkeith3000: Asshole.
 Ihminen: hey it's not everyday you see a tacoma instead of a ram in a dipshit parking picture
Image 256972   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
570
 
 Sadbot: @Hyphae me too, but no need for condolences, I've taken my shitposting to a whole new level; dirtbag leftist Twitter
 Hyphae: @Robespierre ever since you whipped up that mescaline, I take it...
 Robespierre: @Hyphae (I'm lost in the depths of the Mojave these days)
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Northern Wisconsin, on the shores of Chequamegon Bay - but this was in the early- to mid-70s, when Sweinenkugel's was strictly a local beer. Rumour was that it wasn't sold south of US 6; I believe that was an exaggeration, but not by much. Hell, we couldn't even buy Walters ("The Beer That Is Beer") or Bub's ("Makes It Fun To Be Thirsty") up there. Leine's, Pabst (REAL Pabst, not today's hipster piss), Grain Belt (ditto), Hamm's, and Schlitz Dark (that's right ... and it was damn good, too) ruled up there in those days.
 Hyphae: @Robespierre Leininkugel's!? You in Michigan or Ohio or something?
 Robespierre: @Hyphae @Felicity These might make for good Mad Libs
 Robespierre: @Hyphae I'm positive that I have it in a notebook in a box out in the garage - probably an ancient Leinikugel's returnables case ... dig we must.
 Hyphae: @Felicity I kind of like your first interpretation- turns it into a fun little story, where we get to fill in the blanks that are in between the pictures
 Hyphae: @Robespierre recipe, please
 Robespierre: @Hyphae HAW! At Northland, my o-chem prof Milt Lorber had us synthesize mescaline! Oh, those wacky '70s...
 fridaynight: Oh, I get it now. These are three different conversations, all of which sound heartless out of context. For some reason I thought saying "I hate how they made it so that you can't kill pregnant women" was the answer to "Do you know any way to force two teens to have a baby?" and it was confusing me
 Sandor: @Hyphae peeing
 Hyphae: @Hyphae in O-chem lab in college, I synthesized camphor
 Hyphae: Why did Sadbot's comment get deleted? How are aggronauts to navigate this world of multiple repeated uploads? Will Google reverse imagine search turn all content here into a meta-game? A metaphor? A gopher? A GoPro? And what's a dickfor?
 Hyphae: @Sadbot I'm... My... Condolences? I'm confused
 Sadbot: @Hyphae yeah, but according to Google I made that exact comment on #175753...that is now not there on the live site
 Hyphae: @Fullhouse I wish I could plus you more than once after carefully considering that username/comment combo
 Fullhouse: "I like to lure my neighbors into my basement with dance parties, trap them down there, and play music so they can't sleep. I call it my Fungeon"
Image 256971   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
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