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269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.
 charlemagne: buck angel
 dangerkeith3000: Is that a Cum-quat?
 Shay: South Korea's version of American Pie.
 Scoo: VERY awkward, it seems
Image 256979   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
330
 
 BavidDowie: *sighs* That is So hott...
 grizzly: My awkward sexual adventure.
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 I can only speak for myself, but yes, at least one dude
 dangerkeith3000: Matthew Grey Gubler gets all the ladies. And probably dudes if he wanted.
Image 256978   07-12-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
731
 
 Dr. Bathroom: That's adorable. The guy is so proud of his car.
 Robespierre: They look slightly more confused than usual - you can tell by the ear positioning
 bug: Those sheep are going to have interesting nightmares for years.
Image 256977   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
335
 
 Robespierre: What Papa John deserves
 trelyate: Walter White got angry at his wife here.
 sparename: " # Meal around the fountain, Slap me on the pizzio, I'll take it now, Oh # "
 dangerkeith3000: Stay hydrated this summer
Image 256976   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
188
 
 VeeKay: Love some sexy spaghnum moss (check spelling - editor).
 VoR: Spider leg...
 Teechur: This is the answer to the question, "What's brown and sticky?"
 lecj07: @Hyphae Vampire bat. They can't be photographed.
 Hyphae: ... wasn't there supposed to be some cute little critter perched on the end of that twig?
Image 256975   07-12-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: I like the test feedback of "it doesn't work in the rain" fuck's sake
 Robespierre: "... and then he told me 'take a left turn at Trona; you can't miss it.' So where the hell IS Telescope Peak, anyway?"
 Mr. Shine: Fwoosh
 Side Boob: I know it costs a scrillion dollars and only lasts 12 seconds before it breaks, but it's still pretty badass
Image 256974   07-12-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
505
 
 Knice: #256968
 Side Boob: When kittens attack!
 Annoying Vegan : She definitely went to the right house. :)
 Yam: Tricksters!
Image 256973   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
137
 
 Robespierre: @Ihminen Worst drivers/parkers out my way drive Rams, Dodges, or Hyundais. BTW, this is what the mouth of the 2019 RAV-4 is going to look like - saw them being summer tested out south of Death Valley over the weekend.
 Teechur: Amateur. He should have pulled forward another 8 feet.
 Shay: Must be compensating for something...
 dangerkeith3000: Asshole.
 Ihminen: hey it's not everyday you see a tacoma instead of a ram in a dipshit parking picture
Image 256972   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
570
 
 Sadbot: @Hyphae me too, but no need for condolences, I've taken my shitposting to a whole new level; dirtbag leftist Twitter
 Hyphae: @Robespierre ever since you whipped up that mescaline, I take it...
 Robespierre: @Hyphae (I'm lost in the depths of the Mojave these days)
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Northern Wisconsin, on the shores of Chequamegon Bay - but this was in the early- to mid-70s, when Sweinenkugel's was strictly a local beer. Rumour was that it wasn't sold south of US 6; I believe that was an exaggeration, but not by much. Hell, we couldn't even buy Walters ("The Beer That Is Beer") or Bub's ("Makes It Fun To Be Thirsty") up there. Leine's, Pabst (REAL Pabst, not today's hipster piss), Grain Belt (ditto), Hamm's, and Schlitz Dark (that's right ... and it was damn good, too) ruled up there in those days.
 Hyphae: @Robespierre Leininkugel's!? You in Michigan or Ohio or something?
 Robespierre: @Hyphae @Felicity These might make for good Mad Libs
 Robespierre: @Hyphae I'm positive that I have it in a notebook in a box out in the garage - probably an ancient Leinikugel's returnables case ... dig we must.
 Hyphae: @Felicity I kind of like your first interpretation- turns it into a fun little story, where we get to fill in the blanks that are in between the pictures
 Hyphae: @Robespierre recipe, please
 Robespierre: @Hyphae HAW! At Northland, my o-chem prof Milt Lorber had us synthesize mescaline! Oh, those wacky '70s...
 fridaynight: Oh, I get it now. These are three different conversations, all of which sound heartless out of context. For some reason I thought saying "I hate how they made it so that you can't kill pregnant women" was the answer to "Do you know any way to force two teens to have a baby?" and it was confusing me
 Sandor: @Hyphae peeing
 Hyphae: @Hyphae in O-chem lab in college, I synthesized camphor
 Hyphae: Why did Sadbot's comment get deleted? How are aggronauts to navigate this world of multiple repeated uploads? Will Google reverse imagine search turn all content here into a meta-game? A metaphor? A gopher? A GoPro? And what's a dickfor?
 Hyphae: @Sadbot I'm... My... Condolences? I'm confused
 Sadbot: @Hyphae yeah, but according to Google I made that exact comment on #175753...that is now not there on the live site
 Hyphae: @Fullhouse I wish I could plus you more than once after carefully considering that username/comment combo
 Fullhouse: "I like to lure my neighbors into my basement with dance parties, trap them down there, and play music so they can't sleep. I call it my Fungeon"
Image 256971   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
498
 
 Robespierre: Sing a song o'sixpence, an armpit full o'cat...
 sparename: The ostrich has already gone and the kitty refuses to pay
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the 12 inch pianist?
 Greifer: then the Barkeeper turns to the Man... and what can i give you lil fella?!
 some guy : "...He asks the bartender for a beer and a bowl of milk..."
 WTF: "So a guy walks into a bar and he's holding a tiny kitten..."
Image 256970   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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