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268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
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Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1579 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. fisto: 1437 points
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 Dr. Bathroom: That's adorable. The guy is so proud of his car.
 Robespierre: They look slightly more confused than usual - you can tell by the ear positioning
 bug: Those sheep are going to have interesting nightmares for years.
Image 256977   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
335
 
 Robespierre: What Papa John deserves
 trelyate: Walter White got angry at his wife here.
 sparename: " # Meal around the fountain, Slap me on the pizzio, I'll take it now, Oh # "
 dangerkeith3000: Stay hydrated this summer
Image 256976   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
188
 
 VeeKay: Love some sexy spaghnum moss (check spelling - editor).
 VoR: Spider leg...
 Teechur: This is the answer to the question, "What's brown and sticky?"
 lecj07: @Hyphae Vampire bat. They can't be photographed.
 Hyphae: ... wasn't there supposed to be some cute little critter perched on the end of that twig?
Image 256975   07-12-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: I like the test feedback of "it doesn't work in the rain" fuck's sake
 Robespierre: "... and then he told me 'take a left turn at Trona; you can't miss it.' So where the hell IS Telescope Peak, anyway?"
 Mr. Shine: Fwoosh
 Side Boob: I know it costs a scrillion dollars and only lasts 12 seconds before it breaks, but it's still pretty badass
Image 256974   07-12-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
505
 
 Knice: #256968
 Side Boob: When kittens attack!
 Annoying Vegan : She definitely went to the right house. :)
 Yam: Tricksters!
Image 256973   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
137
 
 Robespierre: @Ihminen Worst drivers/parkers out my way drive Rams, Dodges, or Hyundais. BTW, this is what the mouth of the 2019 RAV-4 is going to look like - saw them being summer tested out south of Death Valley over the weekend.
 Teechur: Amateur. He should have pulled forward another 8 feet.
 Shay: Must be compensating for something...
 dangerkeith3000: Asshole.
 Ihminen: hey it's not everyday you see a tacoma instead of a ram in a dipshit parking picture
Image 256972   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
570
 
 Sadbot: @Hyphae me too, but no need for condolences, I've taken my shitposting to a whole new level; dirtbag leftist Twitter
 Hyphae: @Robespierre ever since you whipped up that mescaline, I take it...
 Robespierre: @Hyphae (I'm lost in the depths of the Mojave these days)
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Northern Wisconsin, on the shores of Chequamegon Bay - but this was in the early- to mid-70s, when Sweinenkugel's was strictly a local beer. Rumour was that it wasn't sold south of US 6; I believe that was an exaggeration, but not by much. Hell, we couldn't even buy Walters ("The Beer That Is Beer") or Bub's ("Makes It Fun To Be Thirsty") up there. Leine's, Pabst (REAL Pabst, not today's hipster piss), Grain Belt (ditto), Hamm's, and Schlitz Dark (that's right ... and it was damn good, too) ruled up there in those days.
 Hyphae: @Robespierre Leininkugel's!? You in Michigan or Ohio or something?
 Robespierre: @Hyphae @Felicity These might make for good Mad Libs
 Robespierre: @Hyphae I'm positive that I have it in a notebook in a box out in the garage - probably an ancient Leinikugel's returnables case ... dig we must.
 Hyphae: @Felicity I kind of like your first interpretation- turns it into a fun little story, where we get to fill in the blanks that are in between the pictures
 Hyphae: @Robespierre recipe, please
 Robespierre: @Hyphae HAW! At Northland, my o-chem prof Milt Lorber had us synthesize mescaline! Oh, those wacky '70s...
 fridaynight: Oh, I get it now. These are three different conversations, all of which sound heartless out of context. For some reason I thought saying "I hate how they made it so that you can't kill pregnant women" was the answer to "Do you know any way to force two teens to have a baby?" and it was confusing me
 Sandor: @Hyphae peeing
 Hyphae: @Hyphae in O-chem lab in college, I synthesized camphor
 Hyphae: Why did Sadbot's comment get deleted? How are aggronauts to navigate this world of multiple repeated uploads? Will Google reverse imagine search turn all content here into a meta-game? A metaphor? A gopher? A GoPro? And what's a dickfor?
 Hyphae: @Sadbot I'm... My... Condolences? I'm confused
 Sadbot: @Hyphae yeah, but according to Google I made that exact comment on #175753...that is now not there on the live site
 Hyphae: @Fullhouse I wish I could plus you more than once after carefully considering that username/comment combo
 Fullhouse: "I like to lure my neighbors into my basement with dance parties, trap them down there, and play music so they can't sleep. I call it my Fungeon"
Image 256971   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
498
 
 Robespierre: Sing a song o'sixpence, an armpit full o'cat...
 sparename: The ostrich has already gone and the kitty refuses to pay
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the 12 inch pianist?
 Greifer: then the Barkeeper turns to the Man... and what can i give you lil fella?!
 some guy : "...He asks the bartender for a beer and a bowl of milk..."
 WTF: "So a guy walks into a bar and he's holding a tiny kitten..."
Image 256970   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
634
 
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Dystopian fun and learning :P
 UltraBeverly: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure there's fun and learning in that metal briefcase!
 Shay: Ah oh!
 sparename: Nuclear, Biological and Chemmytubbies
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Any future with Teletubbies is dystopian.
 UltraBeverly: Maybe the future is less dystopian than we thought (or more?!).
Image 256969   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
698
 
 Knice: @a robot She had a conviction to her cause that I had to respect. :-)
 BavidDowie: I know where it's warm and safe, hooman. Back off.
 a robot: @Knice I love how determined mama cat is here :3
 Knice: Return flight: #256973
 Side Boob: Bring them to my place!
 Knice: As mentioned on #256771 :-)
Image 256968   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
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