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258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

258426  Dreforian: @jochenau Pronounced "deek" but spelled as grizzly indicates. That would have been an awkward thing to have after the Sailor Moon credits.

258341  VeeKay: Sooooo... Not going to lie here but Natalie seems like my kind of girl.

258456  Spazstatic: Or does it?

258454  Dreforian: Oh c'mon, a dog standing on its hind legs isn't that strange.

258353  VeeKay: @VeeKay Get it? Ashma? Ash? Pyroplastic flow? Buried alive in super heated ash? Bwaaaaahhhhhaaaahahhahahahhahahahha!!!

258459  Dreforian: "Heaters built into the stairs? that could get expensive" "Right, so we'll only do half the stairs. They are gonna love this!"

258363  VeeKay: Pretty sure one of my kids had this about 20 years ago

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258297 Stumpwiz: I did this as an exercise in Sibelius 7.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too



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Score:
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 Robespierre: What Papa John deserves
 trelyate: Walter White got angry at his wife here.
 sparename: " # Meal around the fountain, Slap me on the pizzio, I'll take it now, Oh # "
 dangerkeith3000: Stay hydrated this summer
Image 256976   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
188
 
 VeeKay: Love some sexy spaghnum moss (check spelling - editor).
 VoR: Spider leg...
 Teechur: This is the answer to the question, "What's brown and sticky?"
 lecj07: @Hyphae Vampire bat. They can't be photographed.
 Hyphae: ... wasn't there supposed to be some cute little critter perched on the end of that twig?
Image 256975   07-12-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
245
 
 tib gubb: I like the test feedback of "it doesn't work in the rain" fuck's sake
 Robespierre: "... and then he told me 'take a left turn at Trona; you can't miss it.' So where the hell IS Telescope Peak, anyway?"
 Mr. Shine: Fwoosh
 Side Boob: I know it costs a scrillion dollars and only lasts 12 seconds before it breaks, but it's still pretty badass
Image 256974   07-12-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
452
 
 Knice: #256968
 Side Boob: When kittens attack!
 Annoying Vegan : She definitely went to the right house. :)
 Yam: Tricksters!
Image 256973   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
137
 
 Robespierre: @Ihminen Worst drivers/parkers out my way drive Rams, Dodges, or Hyundais. BTW, this is what the mouth of the 2019 RAV-4 is going to look like - saw them being summer tested out south of Death Valley over the weekend.
 Teechur: Amateur. He should have pulled forward another 8 feet.
 Shay: Must be compensating for something...
 dangerkeith3000: Asshole.
 Ihminen: hey it's not everyday you see a tacoma instead of a ram in a dipshit parking picture
Image 256972   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
570
 
 Sadbot: @Hyphae me too, but no need for condolences, I've taken my shitposting to a whole new level; dirtbag leftist Twitter
 Hyphae: @Robespierre ever since you whipped up that mescaline, I take it...
 Robespierre: @Hyphae (I'm lost in the depths of the Mojave these days)
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Northern Wisconsin, on the shores of Chequamegon Bay - but this was in the early- to mid-70s, when Sweinenkugel's was strictly a local beer. Rumour was that it wasn't sold south of US 6; I believe that was an exaggeration, but not by much. Hell, we couldn't even buy Walters ("The Beer That Is Beer") or Bub's ("Makes It Fun To Be Thirsty") up there. Leine's, Pabst (REAL Pabst, not today's hipster piss), Grain Belt (ditto), Hamm's, and Schlitz Dark (that's right ... and it was damn good, too) ruled up there in those days.
 Hyphae: @Robespierre Leininkugel's!? You in Michigan or Ohio or something?
 Robespierre: @Hyphae @Felicity These might make for good Mad Libs
 Robespierre: @Hyphae I'm positive that I have it in a notebook in a box out in the garage - probably an ancient Leinikugel's returnables case ... dig we must.
 Hyphae: @Felicity I kind of like your first interpretation- turns it into a fun little story, where we get to fill in the blanks that are in between the pictures
 Hyphae: @Robespierre recipe, please
 Robespierre: @Hyphae HAW! At Northland, my o-chem prof Milt Lorber had us synthesize mescaline! Oh, those wacky '70s...
 Felicity: Oh, I get it now. These are three different conversations, all of which sound heartless out of context. For some reason I thought saying "I hate how they made it so that you can't kill pregnant women" was the answer to "Do you know any way to force two teens to have a baby?" and it was confusing me
 Sandor: @Hyphae peeing
 Hyphae: @Hyphae in O-chem lab in college, I synthesized camphor
 Hyphae: Why did Sadbot's comment get deleted? How are aggronauts to navigate this world of multiple repeated uploads? Will Google reverse imagine search turn all content here into a meta-game? A metaphor? A gopher? A GoPro? And what's a dickfor?
 Hyphae: @Sadbot I'm... My... Condolences? I'm confused
 Sadbot: @Hyphae yeah, but according to Google I made that exact comment on #175753...that is now not there on the live site
 Hyphae: @Fullhouse I wish I could plus you more than once after carefully considering that username/comment combo
 Fullhouse: "I like to lure my neighbors into my basement with dance parties, trap them down there, and play music so they can't sleep. I call it my Fungeon"
Image 256971   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
444
 
 Robespierre: Sing a song o'sixpence, an armpit full o'cat...
 sparename: The ostrich has already gone and the kitty refuses to pay
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the 12 inch pianist?
 Greifer: then the Barkeeper turns to the Man... and what can i give you lil fella?!
 some guy : "...He asks the bartender for a beer and a bowl of milk..."
 WTF: "So a guy walks into a bar and he's holding a tiny kitten..."
Image 256970   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
634
 
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Dystopian fun and learning :P
 UltraBeverly: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure there's fun and learning in that metal briefcase!
 Shay: Ah oh!
 sparename: Nuclear, Biological and Chemmytubbies
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Any future with Teletubbies is dystopian.
 UltraBeverly: Maybe the future is less dystopian than we thought (or more?!).
Image 256969   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
623
 
 Knice: @a robot She had a conviction to her cause that I had to respect. :-)
 BavidDowie: I know where it's warm and safe, hooman. Back off.
 a robot: @Knice I love how determined mama cat is here :3
 Knice: Return flight: #256973
 Side Boob: Bring them to my place!
 Knice: As mentioned on #256771 :-)
Image 256968   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
143
 
 zoso: dying @claphands!!!
Image 256967   07-12-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
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