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268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

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2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Side Boob
6. Not A Bot
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9. Spazstatic
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267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!



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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (829 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (828 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 Butcherboy: This sushi is weird
 BavidDowie: Green energy static electricity generator
 BavidDowie: Green energy static electricity generator
Image 256912   07-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
235
 
 Robespierre: I'm presuming he's old, then
 Greifer: @Bug Mr. Fant - Asstic
 Annoying Vegan : Related to @Mr. Butt and @fanny?
 Mister Beef: I'm liking the avocado guitars on his shirt.
 Hyphae: Is that clash of clans playing in the foreground?
 bug: So... is there a Mrs. Fart?
 Mr. Shine: PRRRRRT
Image 256911   07-11-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
725
 
 Austin: are they all vampires?
 Pegged Lamb: Today I tried the new Simpsonsthemed Tic Tacs. I got the bubble gum flavoured ones and the doughnut flavoured ones
 Mr. Shine: @Hyphae Not that part, the other part.
 Hyphae: @Mr. Shine I do, too, but it turns out the cops will still find a way to ticket you, even with white paint all over your license plate
 Mr. Shine: I want this.
Image 256910   07-11-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
1027
 
 desertfox: i agree with this @Ironass
 Ironass: @Hyphae I hate this, 'cause it's way too true.
 Hyphae: I like this too much
Image 256909   07-11-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
336
 
 Robespierre: Decent seam-matching - 7/10
 chelseachels: Cat Gangnam Style
 redmonkey3: @Nope - even if i meant w3ll ?
 Nope: Revenge porn is illegal
Image 256908   07-11-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
886
 
 Jabberwikket: For your birthdayz I growed you some kittehs
 Lemonator: Cat sprouts
 Mr. Shine: Room for one more?
Image 256907   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
492
 
 Mr. Shine: *tiny fart noise*
 apoxia: That is one hairy fella, and the dog's a bit shaggy too.
 a robot: It's dangerous to go alone - take this!
Image 256906   07-11-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
232
 
 Sadbot: @Nope Yeah, go with what works. Anyone in a shiny F-*50 is just doing working class lifestyle cosplay.
 Nope: @Sadbot Every contractor I know that actually uses their vehicle to haul a significant amount of shit for their job either has a ford ranger size truck or an econoline or econline like van.
 Sadbot: @Nope They need big trucks to haul 3 whole bags of groceries out of the Trader Joe's, running over someone in the process.
 Mr. Shine: I feel like the NHS probably isn't offering that.
 Nope: How quaint. Do you drive a lifted F 350 with monster truck tires downtown? If so consider dying!
 Side Boob: Sponsored by BMW, Mercedes, and Audi drivers.
Image 256905   07-11-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
586
 
Image 256904   07-11-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
927
 
 Science: Gets a double RAD for not using either of the two worst Jokers.
 Vault Dweller: No reason to get excited / The thief he kindly spoke / There are many here among us / Who feel that life is but a joke
 Mr. Shine: *awesome guitar solo*
 Nope: Which one is the cylon?
 Mr. Whiskers: Said the joker to catwoman
 WTF: Not enough Orange wedges.
 Ironass: I can't get no relief.
 Minnesotan: there's too much confusion
Image 256903   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
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