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268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

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4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
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7. Dr Awkward
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267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
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 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
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14. greg: 1519 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
886
 
 Jabberwikket: For your birthdayz I growed you some kittehs
 Lemonator: Cat sprouts
 Mr. Shine: Room for one more?
Image 256907   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
492
 
 Mr. Shine: *tiny fart noise*
 apoxia: That is one hairy fella, and the dog's a bit shaggy too.
 a robot: It's dangerous to go alone - take this!
Image 256906   07-11-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
232
 
 Sadbot: @Nope Yeah, go with what works. Anyone in a shiny F-*50 is just doing working class lifestyle cosplay.
 Nope: @Sadbot Every contractor I know that actually uses their vehicle to haul a significant amount of shit for their job either has a ford ranger size truck or an econoline or econline like van.
 Sadbot: @Nope They need big trucks to haul 3 whole bags of groceries out of the Trader Joe's, running over someone in the process.
 Mr. Shine: I feel like the NHS probably isn't offering that.
 Nope: How quaint. Do you drive a lifted F 350 with monster truck tires downtown? If so consider dying!
 Side Boob: Sponsored by BMW, Mercedes, and Audi drivers.
Image 256905   07-11-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
586
 
Image 256904   07-11-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
927
 
 Science: Gets a double RAD for not using either of the two worst Jokers.
 Vault Dweller: No reason to get excited / The thief he kindly spoke / There are many here among us / Who feel that life is but a joke
 Mr. Shine: *awesome guitar solo*
 Nope: Which one is the cylon?
 Mr. Whiskers: Said the joker to catwoman
 WTF: Not enough Orange wedges.
 Ironass: I can't get no relief.
 Minnesotan: there's too much confusion
Image 256903   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
627
 
 Not A Bot: policeintelligence.jpg
 bug: Stuck in pokeball error.
 Mr. Shine: Its my birthday!
 apoxia: "Hello world"
 Hyphae: There must be some kind of way out of here
Image 256902   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
484
 
 superfudge: @Felicity "I'll be right down!" Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, crunch
 pleasing: I don't think these could support me
 Scoo: This is The Sims, right?
 White Rice: A couple of thoughts on these stairs. 1) while they look really wonky/uneven, it looks like the steps are only angled on the horizontal, there isn't (and shouldn't) any up/down variation on the steps. 2) with how they're in the wall, it looks like they can either slide into the wall, or slide fully out, giving a clearer pathway where they once were. 3) for as absurd as they look, the spacing between each step looks to be consistent, so once someone knows how to surmount one step, they've already mastered the whole staircase.
 bug: Well, guess I'm sleeping in the kitchen again.
 apoxia: These wouldn't pass compliance in New Zealand.
 Ironass: Come down the hallway into that cheese slicer and you come out in Five Easy Pieces.
 wolfpk: The stairs would look normal if you are druck!
 Hyphae: @FranzTrashka I'm having difficulty thinking of things that aren't fun to try on acid (other than working in a butcher shop, deboning a chicken is really hard when you start seeing fractal knives in your hand)
 Fiveninety: "wow those are neat stairs but i can never go up them" .. "yes you can" .. "so you're ok with being sued, then? because that's what's gonna happen"
 FranzTrashka: I'd like to try walking up those steps on acid tho
 E. HONDA: or coming around the corner in the dark for that matter
Image 256901   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
130
 
 Mr. Shine: Are those FunYuns?!
 Hyphae: ...the twist is that the bunny placed a trail of coffee spills that lead to under the car, and the front of the car is held up by an impossibly tiny stick that has a string tied to it, and the bunny is standing there with the other end of the string in hand looking at the camera with a knowing, idle gaze, and then- well, I don't want to ruin the rest of it for you, just watch
 FabricMan: Officer Fudd
 Yam: This is my dream job.
Image 256900   07-11-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
430
 
 georgerino: @apoxia I don't know. Maybe a tornado would work instead.
 apoxia: I reckon you could have a cloud in there as well.
 apoxia: Lovely
Image 256899   07-11-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, they are mostly flour, which comes from wheat, which is a vegetable. And a salad is a bunch of vegetables together (if you ignore tomato being a fruit) so yes, cookies are salads, and one of your five a day, just like fries!
 Wort Mumpus: "Change my mind"
 Prostata: Bacon is a vegetable
 BavidDowie: War is Peace. Obesity is health. I love Big Brother.
 Hyphae: Better than Arby's "Trash is food" campaign
Image 256898   07-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
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