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268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

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2. VeeKay
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9. WTF
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267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!



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iCEy uploaded 267787 (828 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 superfudge: @Felicity "I'll be right down!" Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, crunch
 pleasing: I don't think these could support me
 Scoo: This is The Sims, right?
 White Rice: A couple of thoughts on these stairs. 1) while they look really wonky/uneven, it looks like the steps are only angled on the horizontal, there isn't (and shouldn't) any up/down variation on the steps. 2) with how they're in the wall, it looks like they can either slide into the wall, or slide fully out, giving a clearer pathway where they once were. 3) for as absurd as they look, the spacing between each step looks to be consistent, so once someone knows how to surmount one step, they've already mastered the whole staircase.
 bug: Well, guess I'm sleeping in the kitchen again.
 apoxia: These wouldn't pass compliance in New Zealand.
 Ironass: Come down the hallway into that cheese slicer and you come out in Five Easy Pieces.
 wolfpk: The stairs would look normal if you are druck!
 Hyphae: @FranzTrashka I'm having difficulty thinking of things that aren't fun to try on acid (other than working in a butcher shop, deboning a chicken is really hard when you start seeing fractal knives in your hand)
 Fiveninety: "wow those are neat stairs but i can never go up them" .. "yes you can" .. "so you're ok with being sued, then? because that's what's gonna happen"
 FranzTrashka: I'd like to try walking up those steps on acid tho
 E. HONDA: or coming around the corner in the dark for that matter
Image 256901   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
130
 
 Mr. Shine: Are those FunYuns?!
 Hyphae: ...the twist is that the bunny placed a trail of coffee spills that lead to under the car, and the front of the car is held up by an impossibly tiny stick that has a string tied to it, and the bunny is standing there with the other end of the string in hand looking at the camera with a knowing, idle gaze, and then- well, I don't want to ruin the rest of it for you, just watch
 FabricMan: Officer Fudd
 Yam: This is my dream job.
Image 256900   07-11-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
430
 
 georgerino: @apoxia I don't know. Maybe a tornado would work instead.
 apoxia: I reckon you could have a cloud in there as well.
 apoxia: Lovely
Image 256899   07-11-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, they are mostly flour, which comes from wheat, which is a vegetable. And a salad is a bunch of vegetables together (if you ignore tomato being a fruit) so yes, cookies are salads, and one of your five a day, just like fries!
 Wort Mumpus: "Change my mind"
 Prostata: Bacon is a vegetable
 BavidDowie: War is Peace. Obesity is health. I love Big Brother.
 Hyphae: Better than Arby's "Trash is food" campaign
Image 256898   07-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
808
 
 Greifer: mothafukka
 Spazstatic: Oh crap, it is midnight isn't it?...
 BavidDowie: Cheep shot
Image 256897   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
218
 
 Robespierre: Underscore is for losers
 Science: It's just friends bein' friends, coach...
 kensin: Kerning
 mrdiron: so the password is just (with space, just as it should be) friends?
 E. HONDA: justified friends... with as much space between them as necessary
 FabricMan: They allow spaces in passwords?
 Hyphae: Friends "with space"? Friends IN space sounds way better!
Image 256896   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Image 256895 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sunset blues. You have brought shame on us, sunset blues.
Score:
601
 
Image 256894   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
608
 
 Hyphae: Chicks are double yay
Image 256893   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
599
 
 Robespierre: Take my money, Henri! TAKE IT!
 Scoo: Shut up and take my money!
 apoxia: @Mr. Shine Thank dog you said it was fake.
 Mr. Shine: If this weren't fake, you mean.
 Shay: Yesterday's hope in innovation is today's weirdo item is tomorrow's compost heap.
Image 256892   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
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