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268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

268108  ThoughtlessGentleman: i lay thus monkeyed curse pon your pristine lady region for so uhhh nobody ever uhhhhh begone trollop!!!

268105  ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.

268082  a robot: Look at that happy tail blur

268099  Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.

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7. Dr Awkward
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10. Spazstatic



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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
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Score:
575
 
 Robespierre: "... and now for my next number..."
Image 256870   07-11-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @apoxia Yeah, I've done that. I wondered why it was getting darker as I got closer to work...
 Austin: I get this. it's actually really scary. your own room is unfamiliar, don't know who you are, comes back slowly
 GTA VII: I woke up at 6 AM on a day I was supposed to call my friend later in the day, thought it was 6 PM, called him, woke up his parents, and he never spoke to me again
 apoxia: I knew someone who fell asleep after work, woke up around 7pm, thought it was the next day, and proceeded to drive all the way to work until he realised his error.
 Mr. Shine: I get this, along with a corresponding headache.
 a robot: Waking up to pizza is pretty good though
 San DoDo: 19:00, no dilemma.. not sure about the other ones
 Spazstatic: Same.
 Shay: Amnesia Nap
Image 256869   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
464
 
 Unstableton: @Shay That's how we get the expression "the police ran my plates"
 BavidDowie: Yeah, the original 13 aren't doing so hot these days.
 E. HONDA: 33% of these colors don't run
 Shay: I think the license plate is also running.
 Scoo: They sure fade in the harsh light of day, though
 San DoDo: SO...are you surrendering?
 raditzu: i thought white men can't jump, not run
Image 256868   07-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
288
 
 Mr. Shine: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
 Robespierre: Adam Savage supplies
 VoR: You have a lot of meds.
Image 256867   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
674
 
 TurkeyVulture: Ebony and ivory together in perfect harmony
 Minnesotan: ebony & ivory
Image 256866   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
833
 
 Mr. Shine: Did the doll HAVE to be naked?!
 VoR: @Shay of pringles... because that's easier
 Shay: OK, that's enough Internet for one day...*closes lid*
Image 256865   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
93
 
 Robespierre: On the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour you'll fly-by-night and sleep all day at the Hot Chokolotl Springs. Sundays were invented there, making it the vacationer's paradise.
 AlexDeLarge: chocolate! I remember when they first invented chocolate.
 Mexico: CHOCOLATE!youtube.com/…
 VoR: Chocdee!
Image 256864   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
447
 
 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
190
 
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 Otterman: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
397
 
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and flustered? No wonder the fan is on.
 grizzly: Wazzzzzzuuuuppppp????!!!
Image 256861   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
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