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273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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 Unstableton: @Shay That's how we get the expression "the police ran my plates"
 BavidDowie: Yeah, the original 13 aren't doing so hot these days.
 E. HONDA: 33% of these colors don't run
 Shay: I think the license plate is also running.
 Scoo: They sure fade in the harsh light of day, though
 San DoDo: SO...are you surrendering?
 raditzu: i thought white men can't jump, not run
Image 256868   07-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
288
 
 Mr. Shine: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
 Robespierre: Adam Savage supplies
 VoR: You have a lot of meds.
Image 256867   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
674
 
 TurkeyVulture: Ebony and ivory together in perfect harmony
 Minnesotan: ebony & ivory
Image 256866   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
833
 
 Mr. Shine: Did the doll HAVE to be naked?!
 VoR: @Shay of pringles... because that's easier
 Shay: OK, that's enough Internet for one day...*closes lid*
Image 256865   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
93
 
 Robespierre: On the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour you'll fly-by-night and sleep all day at the Hot Chokolotl Springs. Sundays were invented there, making it the vacationer's paradise.
 AlexDeLarge: chocolate! I remember when they first invented chocolate.
 Mexico: CHOCOLATE!youtube.com/…
 VoR: Chocdee!
Image 256864   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
447
 
 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
190
 
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 rory: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
397
 
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and flustered? No wonder the fan is on.
 grizzly: Wazzzzzzuuuuppppp????!!!
Image 256861   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
336
 
 Mr. Shine: @PenguinBartender aren't most gimps drug-sniffing?
 charlemagne: and the vicar is a stripper
 PenguinBartender: Bad news: cops crashed your party. Good news: they brought gimps! Bad news: they're drug-sniffing gimps.
Image 256860   07-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 rad. I'll have to check it out.
 abrahamx: @Felicity But I am not @well duh 's wife
 originaluser: I prefer the whole glass filled with ice
 dangerkeith3000: @grizzly It's ok. I was worth it. You can find it on youtube. It was behinds the scenes stuff. The hiring of people, all the actors and Mike Judge talking about how they loved the movie. It felt more like a DVD extra than a docu, but it was good. I've always loved this movie and some of it was filmed in my city which I learn about later.
 Robespierre: Your power shirt/tie combo is fugly, dude
 windows96: I dressed up as Lumbergh for Halloween.
 VoR: No ice. I can get free h20 if I need it.
 Sadbot: If you consider your soda/ice ratio to be even a minor problem, you're living a pretty easy life
 well duh: My wife prefers "pack the glass full of ice, then top it off with soda." She's weird.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 was it worth a watch?
 dangerkeith3000: I watched a documentary about this movie two nights ago.
Image 256859   07-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
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