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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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 Mr. Shine: Did the doll HAVE to be naked?!
 VoR: @Shay of pringles... because that's easier
 Shay: OK, that's enough Internet for one day...*closes lid*
Image 256865   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
93
 
 Robespierre: On the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour you'll fly-by-night and sleep all day at the Hot Chokolotl Springs. Sundays were invented there, making it the vacationer's paradise.
 AlexDeLarge: chocolate! I remember when they first invented chocolate.
 Mexico: CHOCOLATE!youtube.com/…
 VoR: Chocdee!
Image 256864   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
447
 
 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
190
 
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 Otterman: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
397
 
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and flustered? No wonder the fan is on.
 grizzly: Wazzzzzzuuuuppppp????!!!
Image 256861   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
336
 
 Mr. Shine: @PenguinBartender aren't most gimps drug-sniffing?
 charlemagne: and the vicar is a stripper
 PenguinBartender: Bad news: cops crashed your party. Good news: they brought gimps! Bad news: they're drug-sniffing gimps.
Image 256860   07-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
155
 
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 rad. I'll have to check it out.
 abrahamx: @Felicity But I am not @well duh 's wife
 originaluser: I prefer the whole glass filled with ice
 dangerkeith3000: @grizzly It's ok. I was worth it. You can find it on youtube. It was behinds the scenes stuff. The hiring of people, all the actors and Mike Judge talking about how they loved the movie. It felt more like a DVD extra than a docu, but it was good. I've always loved this movie and some of it was filmed in my city which I learn about later.
 Robespierre: Your power shirt/tie combo is fugly, dude
 Otterman: I dressed up as Lumbergh for Halloween.
 VoR: No ice. I can get free h20 if I need it.
 Sadbot: If you consider your soda/ice ratio to be even a minor problem, you're living a pretty easy life
 well duh: My wife prefers "pack the glass full of ice, then top it off with soda." She's weird.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 was it worth a watch?
 dangerkeith3000: I watched a documentary about this movie two nights ago.
Image 256859   07-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
269
 
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless why are you wearing a shirt?
 Peter Pantsless: @CoffeeAndCigs why aren't you?
 grizzly: @CoffeeAndCigs that's life!
 Mr Bleak: @CoffeeAndCigs Because the work was to get dressed.
Image 256858   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
177
 
 Shorts Leng: All too believable. Back in 1993 a new Toys R Us was opening and when they hired cashiers they expect us to also help build the store. Because I couldn't understand how to assemble shelves, they tried having me work the cardboard baler, but I wasn't sure I understood that either and the guy that came in to train us on it said if you did it wrong, it would decapitate you
 Hyphae: @Ironass It was my last day of work, today!!! It felt like it took forever to quit!!!!!!
 Ironass: Now Hiring. It takes a lot of work to stop working.
 Spazstatic: The kids have grown up. They're closing the Toys R Us Babies and opening a regular Toys R Us.
 Robespierre: I love a parade
Image 256857   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
484
 
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Image 256856   07-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
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