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268023  Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but now someone has to take that down, and I guarantee it won't be Adam

268030  Peter Pantsless: They have classes now @dad?

268003  ChubbyBuddy: @dangerkeith3000 im 66.666666666% sure thats not correct

268021  ChubbyBuddy: @barfolomew stock up on penicillin

268013  UnknownSample: But I thought I'd go blind?

268023  antipatterns: Viva Comrade Adam!

268026  UnknownSample: Kid's pretty slick.

268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

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267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
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 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 Robespierre: On the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour you'll fly-by-night and sleep all day at the Hot Chokolotl Springs. Sundays were invented there, making it the vacationer's paradise.
 AlexDeLarge: chocolate! I remember when they first invented chocolate.
 Mexico: CHOCOLATE!youtube.com/…
 VoR: Chocdee!
Image 256864   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
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 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
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 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 Otterman: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
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 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and flustered? No wonder the fan is on.
 grizzly: Wazzzzzzuuuuppppp????!!!
Image 256861   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @PenguinBartender aren't most gimps drug-sniffing?
 charlemagne: and the vicar is a stripper
 PenguinBartender: Bad news: cops crashed your party. Good news: they brought gimps! Bad news: they're drug-sniffing gimps.
Image 256860   07-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 rad. I'll have to check it out.
 abrahamx: @Felicity But I am not @well duh 's wife
 originaluser: I prefer the whole glass filled with ice
 dangerkeith3000: @grizzly It's ok. I was worth it. You can find it on youtube. It was behinds the scenes stuff. The hiring of people, all the actors and Mike Judge talking about how they loved the movie. It felt more like a DVD extra than a docu, but it was good. I've always loved this movie and some of it was filmed in my city which I learn about later.
 Robespierre: Your power shirt/tie combo is fugly, dude
 Otterman: I dressed up as Lumbergh for Halloween.
 VoR: No ice. I can get free h20 if I need it.
 Sadbot: If you consider your soda/ice ratio to be even a minor problem, you're living a pretty easy life
 well duh: My wife prefers "pack the glass full of ice, then top it off with soda." She's weird.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 was it worth a watch?
 dangerkeith3000: I watched a documentary about this movie two nights ago.
Image 256859   07-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
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 VoR: @Peter Pantsless why are you wearing a shirt?
 Peter Pantsless: @CoffeeAndCigs why aren't you?
 grizzly: @CoffeeAndCigs that's life!
 Mr Bleak: @CoffeeAndCigs Because the work was to get dressed.
Image 256858   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fracking
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 Shorts Leng: All too believable. Back in 1993 a new Toys R Us was opening and when they hired cashiers they expect us to also help build the store. Because I couldn't understand how to assemble shelves, they tried having me work the cardboard baler, but I wasn't sure I understood that either and the guy that came in to train us on it said if you did it wrong, it would decapitate you
 Hyphae: @Ironass It was my last day of work, today!!! It felt like it took forever to quit!!!!!!
 Ironass: Now Hiring. It takes a lot of work to stop working.
 Spazstatic: The kids have grown up. They're closing the Toys R Us Babies and opening a regular Toys R Us.
 Robespierre: I love a parade
Image 256857   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
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