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257633  Felicity: Kitteny soft

257636  Felicity: He rotates his body as he continues pressing the dog against it

257648  dangerkeith3000: I'm on a roll.

257650  dangerkeith3000: This person is really horny.

257646  Shay: Even lions get a hankering for California cheeseburgers too.

257626  Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257648  Shay: I thought it was "kitty slash bread".

257641  Otterman: They were in the bath because Mr. Pinchy got dirty chasing birds in the yard.

257605  Ironass: You woke me up for this?

257618  Ironass: I know I'm Siamese, but draw me like one of your French Cats.

257650  Knice: I like Torsohorn!

255791  Mr Bleak: That'll stop the bugger stealing my milk!

257643  Amy Housewine: "Heaventh ta murgatroyd, what wath I doing latht night"

255802  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk All cats are born ready filleted. Go look at a cat sleeping on a shelf of books and you'll see what I mean.

257644  Ironass: Zoidberg apparently isn't feeling well.

257634  Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257646  Ironass: I didn't know lion cubs were born that way.

255805  Mr Bleak: We need a apple for scale.

257646  Amy Housewine: Mid-cough.

257655  neutron: Have you received any gifts of leaves or lizards?

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257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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10. CompletelyJoking: 1924 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1799 points
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Score:
447
 
 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
190
 
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Felicity: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Felicity: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 Otterman: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
369
 
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and flustered? No wonder the fan is on.
 grizzly: Wazzzzzzuuuuppppp????!!!
Image 256861   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
309
 
 Mr. Shine: @PenguinBartender aren't most gimps drug-sniffing?
 charlemagne: and the vicar is a stripper
 PenguinBartender: Bad news: cops crashed your party. Good news: they brought gimps! Bad news: they're drug-sniffing gimps.
Image 256860   07-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
155
 
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 rad. I'll have to check it out.
 Felicity: @Felicity But I am not @well duh 's wife
 Felicity: I prefer the whole glass filled with ice
 dangerkeith3000: @grizzly It's ok. I was worth it. You can find it on youtube. It was behinds the scenes stuff. The hiring of people, all the actors and Mike Judge talking about how they loved the movie. It felt more like a DVD extra than a docu, but it was good. I've always loved this movie and some of it was filmed in my city which I learn about later.
 Robespierre: Your power shirt/tie combo is fugly, dude
 Otterman: I dressed up as Lumbergh for Halloween.
 VoR: No ice. I can get free h20 if I need it.
 Sadbot: If you consider your soda/ice ratio to be even a minor problem, you're living a pretty easy life
 well duh: My wife prefers "pack the glass full of ice, then top it off with soda." She's weird.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 was it worth a watch?
 dangerkeith3000: I watched a documentary about this movie two nights ago.
Image 256859   07-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
269
 
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless why are you wearing a shirt?
 Peter Pantsless: @CoffeeAndCigs why aren't you?
 grizzly: @CoffeeAndCigs that's life!
 Mr Bleak: @CoffeeAndCigs Because the work was to get dressed.
Image 256858   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
177
 
 Felicity: All too believable. Back in 1993 a new Toys R Us was opening and when they hired cashiers they expect us to also help build the store. Because I couldn't understand how to assemble shelves, they tried having me work the cardboard baler, but I wasn't sure I understood that either and the guy that came in to train us on it said if you did it wrong, it would decapitate you
 Hyphae: @Ironass It was my last day of work, today!!! It felt like it took forever to quit!!!!!!
 Ironass: Now Hiring. It takes a lot of work to stop working.
 Spazstatic: The kids have grown up. They're closing the Toys R Us Babies and opening a regular Toys R Us.
 Robespierre: I love a parade
Image 256857   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
459
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 256856   07-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
421
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 256855   07-11-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
524
 
 BavidDowie: Oh yeah? Tow-ers will be trailed.
 dangerkeith3000: Wait? They don't drive themselves?
 skillet: Trailers gonna trail
 Amy Housewine: It is the nature of things.
 Side Boob: Well, yeah.
Image 256854   07-11-18   Uploaded by    metallica
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